Cassandra

Liking mlm content not in a “my god these men are so hot” way but in a lesbian “these men are so silly and funny I wish I could squish them and roll them around in my hands like a dough ball” way

hearing Carry On Wayward Son on a network television show with queerbait allegations in 2026 was fucking crazy and activated my fight or flight response and I’m still running on adrenaline

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

TRAGIC: man who can only communicate via references and tropes falls in love with man only vaguely aware that media exists

They make me sick actually. Like, actually ill, 0/10, do not recommend

Sometimes trying to convince people to keep reading The Mortal Instruments/The Shadowhunter Chronicles after reading City of Bones feels like I’m recruiting for an over complicated pyramid scheme.

the funny thing about the “did dean reciprocate” debate is that up until the confession itself, dean acts much more like the one who is in love. it’s blatant. it borders on embarrassing. he’s clearly very aware of it and trying to show/say it but falling short every time due to internal or external circumstances. “did he reciprocate” ??? and it’s somewhere between eight and eleven years of “i need you” and “im not leaving without you” and “whatever you did i forgive you and we can get through it together” and “i don’t want to live without you, i’d rather be dead ” and “when you’re gone all i do is search for a way to bring you back to me” and “deep down a part of me always knew you would come back because you’re the only thing in the world i have faith in” like be so serious