Just an Angry Duck

black spotted tabby with moderate white spotting

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

on a similar note, working an office job has me thinking a lot abt the weird dissonance between the projected disembodied identity of the Professional and the reality of a person as like. an oozing sweating animal. like you think abt it enough and the whole building starts to feel like a lot of dogs wearing collared shirts

im feeling so sensual and nude

why no beach episode. why no cool sea lore. mermaids selkies all right there. get dean some tentacle action

My fucking pringles just blew away in the wind

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications