Tis I, a minty peanut

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

And my mom says eating a cheese sammich every day is not nutritious.

“Average keyblade wielder is 150 years old" factoid actually just statistical error. The average keyblade wielder is only 16 years old. Bodysnatchers Georg, who was born in the age of fairytales and has lived for multiple centuries, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

Idk but he sounds pretty upset

"They let Nomura get too insane someone has to stop hi-" NOOO!!! IM ENJOYING THE INSANITY!!! LET HIM GO MORE INSANE!!!! GIVE ME WHATEVER STORY WE ARE HEADED TOWARDS!!!! I WANNA BE IN TOKYO IN KH4!!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

Shout out to my mans Leon because that one scrub was like 'this just in, Rimuru is gonna sell some kids as slaves' and Leon, who doesn't even like Rimuru, immediately called bull

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

BONK!

Please Bee Patient

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!