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BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

first of all, there's only 3 teachers. And they all lead their own.. courses? I'm gonna call it courses.

-the science, potion making, potion theory, and stuff like that teacher is a diva who can't drive

-the social studies, etc. teacher is a crazy cat lady

-the PE, "how to manhandle things", physical side of magic teacher is a beefcake who took "your brain is like a muscle" a little too literally

and non-teacher staff is not any less strange!

-the Headmage is a useless crow who, rather infamously, pushes all of his work onto the overworked fashonista known as Crewel

-the shopkeeper is a shady man (hah) who is best friends with the diva and somehow gets stock he definitely shouldn't have past him..

theyd fight over yuu for custody, whether yuu is a child, preteen, or teen

theyd all give yuu clothes but their wardrobe looks like a mess because of it

they all get yuu some food

theyd fight over yuu for custody, whether yuu is a child, preteen, or teen

theyd all give yuu clothes but their wardrobe looks like a mess because of it

they all get yuu some food

Crewel and Trein for the 6th time that day are fighting over how THEY should get to be Yuu's parents.

Vargas is proposing a showdown and whoever's strongest gets to keep Yuu as their kid.

Sam is trying to bribe them with cool trinkets

Crowley is delusional and thinks he's the kindest ever to the poor Prefect.

Now they all have to decide whether they're also willing to take Grim.

Yuu is standing in the corner face red as they fight over them.

Oh and if Yuu ends up dating anyone... the teachers. will be. breathing down his neck. theartening to curse them.

Barring Vil for Crewel, and probably Silver for Trein (he seems like the hardest working despite of narcolespy, and I feel like Trein would appreciate that). Barring Ruggie for Sam because they're both street smart (idk it feels right) for Vargas, it'd prob be anyone atheletic.

If Yuu tries to date Idia it's an instant no.

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ill add more later prob because I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ON THIS and i wish to sprend the nrc staff parental agenda

The events and main story.... things would be different in my opinion

Like the teachers will hear about the winter break incident and none of them trust Crowley nor Jamil anymore

Crowley is banned from being their parent. After letting the NRC staff's collective child get mind controlled and not answering their calls he's out of the running.

The Gloriuos Masquerade, Trein would probably be a lot kinder on Yuu and tell them about the history, if they wheedle enough, he might spill some details about his wife and daughters.

During the Magicam Monster thingy Halloween event (can't remember the name lol) the teachers hear about people swarming Ramshackle and they are on Crowley's case because what do you mean, their least problematic (and favorite) student is stuck, unable to sleep, and feeling exhausted because Magicammers are swarming them???

If Yuu is a cat or a dog person, Trein and Crewel will bicker for hours

Non-stop. They're trying to convert Yuu. Crewel will bring his dogs in just for this and Trein will let them pet Lucius when they'd like.

Sometimes if they find another thing that Trein or Crewel is better at, then they'll argue on that

Crewel: *bursting into Trein's classroom during his free period* I'M BETTER AT PICKING OUT FASHIONABLE OUTFITS FOR THEM THAN YOU, TREIN!

Trein: *currently has Yuu's class, and literally drops teaching to argue with Crewel*

Yuu: *head in hands, their face red* Why are they like this...

Ace: You know what they're arguing about??

Deuce: If you do, you should tell us. This has happened in so many of our classes, even when we merge with second and third years.

Grim: *doesn't want them to know the teachers will also take him as a kid for Yuu's sake, and desparately doesn't want to be the teacher's kid* Myah! They don't gotta tell you nothing!

A similar thing happens with Vargas and Sam, in which they argue who's cooler. Vargas claims " Who wouldn't find my bulging muscualture cool!"

Sam thinks his shop is way more impressive.

The worst arguments happen over who can teach Yuu the best and most worthwhile things.

Eventually the chaos is so chaotic Yuu has to get them to agree to co-parent.

All of them are disappointed, but glad nonetheless.

And in my prev reblog I take it back Vargas wouldn't ask a single question if Yuu started dating Jack. He's buff, and he values exercise. Ticks all the boxes for him.

Since they all co-parent now they find it much easier. Crewel handles getting them new clothes that fit, Trein helps them with any schoolwork they especially struggle with and will tutor them after school, Vargas makes sure they stay nice and fit, while Sam manages food.

Trein and Crewel will bicker about what kind of tea to give Yuu

Vargas is trying to add more eggs to Yuu's diet.

Crowley is still trying to butt in, however Crewel and the others are theartening to sue.

crewel makin yuu a nice suit and coat that matches his

crowley makin yuu a matching hat and cape n stuff

trein makin yuu wear similar robes to his but in a different shade

vargas... uh idk vargas. he makes yuu wear similar athletic wear to him

theyd fight over yuu for custody, whether yuu is a child, preteen, or teen

theyd all give yuu clothes but their wardrobe looks like a mess because of it

they all get yuu some food

Crewel and Trein for the 6th time that day are fighting over how THEY should get to be Yuu's parents.

Vargas is proposing a showdown and whoever's strongest gets to keep Yuu as their kid.

Sam is trying to bribe them with cool trinkets

Crowley is delusional and thinks he's the kindest ever to the poor Prefect.

Now they all have to decide whether they're also willing to take Grim.

Yuu is standing in the corner face red as they fight over them.

Oh and if Yuu ends up dating anyone... the teachers. will be. breathing down his neck. theartening to curse them.

Barring Vil for Crewel, and probably Silver for Trein (he seems like the hardest working despite of narcolespy, and I feel like Trein would appreciate that). Barring Ruggie for Sam because they're both street smart (idk it feels right) for Vargas, it'd prob be anyone atheletic.

If Yuu tries to date Idia it's an instant no.

hdsgdjsadghsaad

ill add more later prob because I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ON THIS and i wish to sprend the nrc staff parental agenda

The events and main story.... things would be different in my opinion

Like the teachers will hear about the winter break incident and none of them trust Crowley nor Jamil anymore

Crowley is banned from being their parent. After letting the NRC staff's collective child get mind controlled and not answering their calls he's out of the running.

The Gloriuos Masquerade, Trein would probably be a lot kinder on Yuu and tell them about the history, if they wheedle enough, he might spill some details about his wife and daughters.

During the Magicam Monster thingy Halloween event (can't remember the name lol) the teachers hear about people swarming Ramshackle and they are on Crowley's case because what do you mean, their least problematic (and favorite) student is stuck, unable to sleep, and feeling exhausted because Magicammers are swarming them???

If Yuu is a cat or a dog person, Trein and Crewel will bicker for hours

Non-stop. They're trying to convert Yuu. Crewel will bring his dogs in just for this and Trein will let them pet Lucius when they'd like.

Sometimes if they find another thing that Trein or Crewel is better at, then they'll argue on that

Crewel: *bursting into Trein's classroom during his free period* I'M BETTER AT PICKING OUT FASHIONABLE OUTFITS FOR THEM THAN YOU, TREIN!

Trein: *currently has Yuu's class, and literally drops teaching to argue with Crewel*

Yuu: *head in hands, their face red* Why are they like this...

Ace: You know what they're arguing about??

Deuce: If you do, you should tell us. This has happened in so many of our classes, even when we merge with second and third years.

Grim: *doesn't want them to know the teachers will also take him as a kid for Yuu's sake, and desparately doesn't want to be the teacher's kid* Myah! They don't gotta tell you nothing!

A similar thing happens with Vargas and Sam, in which they argue who's cooler. Vargas claims " Who wouldn't find my bulging muscualture cool!"

Sam thinks his shop is way more impressive.

The worst arguments happen over who can teach Yuu the best and most worthwhile things.

Eventually the chaos is so chaotic Yuu has to get them to agree to co-parent.

All of them are disappointed, but glad nonetheless.

And in my prev reblog I take it back Vargas wouldn't ask a single question if Yuu started dating Jack. He's buff, and he values exercise. Ticks all the boxes for him.

Since they all co-parent now they find it much easier. Crewel handles getting them new clothes that fit, Trein helps them with any schoolwork they especially struggle with and will tutor them after school, Vargas makes sure they stay nice and fit, while Sam manages food.

Trein and Crewel will bicker about what kind of tea to give Yuu

Vargas is trying to add more eggs to Yuu's diet.

Crowley is still trying to butt in, however Crewel and the others are theartening to sue.

theyd fight over yuu for custody, whether yuu is a child, preteen, or teen

theyd all give yuu clothes but their wardrobe looks like a mess because of it

they all get yuu some food

Crewel and Trein for the 6th time that day are fighting over how THEY should get to be Yuu's parents.

Vargas is proposing a showdown and whoever's strongest gets to keep Yuu as their kid.

Sam is trying to bribe them with cool trinkets

Crowley is delusional and thinks he's the kindest ever to the poor Prefect.

Now they all have to decide whether they're also willing to take Grim.

Yuu is standing in the corner face red as they fight over them.

Oh and if Yuu ends up dating anyone... the teachers. will be. breathing down his neck. theartening to curse them.

Barring Vil for Crewel, and probably Silver for Trein (he seems like the hardest working despite of narcolespy, and I feel like Trein would appreciate that). Barring Ruggie for Sam because they're both street smart (idk it feels right) for Vargas, it'd prob be anyone atheletic.

If Yuu tries to date Idia it's an instant no.

hdsgdjsadghsaad

ill add more later prob because I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ON THIS and i wish to sprend the nrc staff parental agenda

The events and main story.... things would be different in my opinion

Like the teachers will hear about the winter break incident and none of them trust Crowley nor Jamil anymore

Crowley is banned from being their parent. After letting the NRC staff's collective child get mind controlled and not answering their calls he's out of the running.

The Gloriuos Masquerade, Trein would probably be a lot kinder on Yuu and tell them about the history, if they wheedle enough, he might spill some details about his wife and daughters.

During the Magicam Monster thingy Halloween event (can't remember the name lol) the teachers hear about people swarming Ramshackle and they are on Crowley's case because what do you mean, their least problematic (and favorite) student is stuck, unable to sleep, and feeling exhausted because Magicammers are swarming them???

If Yuu is a cat or a dog person, Trein and Crewel will bicker for hours

Non-stop. They're trying to convert Yuu. Crewel will bring his dogs in just for this and Trein will let them pet Lucius when they'd like.

Sometimes if they find another thing that Trein or Crewel is better at, then they'll argue on that

Crewel: *bursting into Trein's classroom during his free period* I'M BETTER AT PICKING OUT FASHIONABLE OUTFITS FOR THEM THAN YOU, TREIN!

Trein: *currently has Yuu's class, and literally drops teaching to argue with Crewel*

Yuu: *head in hands, their face red* Why are they like this...

Ace: You know what they're arguing about??

Deuce: If you do, you should tell us. This has happened in so many of our classes, even when we merge with second and third years.

Grim: *doesn't want them to know the teachers will also take him as a kid for Yuu's sake, and desparately doesn't want to be the teacher's kid* Myah! They don't gotta tell you nothing!

A similar thing happens with Vargas and Sam, in which they argue who's cooler. Vargas claims " Who wouldn't find my bulging muscualture cool!"

Sam thinks his shop is way more impressive.

The worst arguments happen over who can teach Yuu the best and most worthwhile things.

Eventually the chaos is so chaotic Yuu has to get them to agree to co-parent.

All of them are disappointed, but glad nonetheless.

And in my prev reblog I take it back Vargas wouldn't ask a single question if Yuu started dating Jack. He's buff, and he values exercise. Ticks all the boxes for him.

Since they all co-parent now they find it much easier. Crewel handles getting them new clothes that fit, Trein helps them with any schoolwork they especially struggle with and will tutor them after school, Vargas makes sure they stay nice and fit, while Sam manages food.

Trein and Crewel will bicker about what kind of tea to give Yuu

Vargas is trying to add more eggs to Yuu's diet.

Crowley is still trying to butt in, however Crewel and the others are theartening to sue.

Tw: Not proofread, possibly spelling/grammar errors, Afab reader, like a harui from ohshc situation, son!grim getting in the way of adeuceyuu moment, that’s abt it see yuh (Enjoy!!!)

“You’re like…overly pretty to be a boy…” Ace mutters, loud enough for you and Deuce to hear as he leans forward into your personal space. You stare back into his scarlet eyes with yours. “…Thanks…?” You mutter awkwardly as you turn your head away, trying to continue eating. “I’m serious, prefect. Your eyes are all doey, your lips are really soft and plump lookin’, your face is soft as hell.” He rambles, grabbing your cheeks gently to make you look at him. “Geez, lay off Ace.” Deuce scowls, underneath it all jealous he’s not the one up close and touching you. “No like, come look Juice.” Ace continues, moving even closer. “For the last time! My name’s Deuce! Not ju-“ Before Deuce could speak, he’s taken aback by your closer features. “Well I’ll be, you do look like a girl, Yuu.” Deuce agrees, staring at your face. “You two are attracting attention…” You mutter, looking around at everyone in the courtyard now staring at you two. “Hey! What’re you two doin’ with my henchman?!” Ace and Deuce back away from you quickly at the sound of Grim’s voice. You three turn to see the little feline coming at you three quickly. Ace and Deuce both built it and Grim follows close behind. You stare at the three disappeared around the corner before you look to the sky in thought. You didn’t tell anyone you were a girl. You don’t mind being mistaken for a man anyways, but now you felt the need to keep it a secret…

theyd fight over yuu for custody, whether yuu is a child, preteen, or teen

theyd all give yuu clothes but their wardrobe looks like a mess because of it

they all get yuu some food

Crewel and Trein for the 6th time that day are fighting over how THEY should get to be Yuu's parents.

Vargas is proposing a showdown and whoever's strongest gets to keep Yuu as their kid.

Sam is trying to bribe them with cool trinkets

Crowley is delusional and thinks he's the kindest ever to the poor Prefect.

Now they all have to decide whether they're also willing to take Grim.

Yuu is standing in the corner face red as they fight over them.

Oh and if Yuu ends up dating anyone... the teachers. will be. breathing down his neck. theartening to curse them.

Barring Vil for Crewel, and probably Silver for Trein (he seems like the hardest working despite of narcolespy, and I feel like Trein would appreciate that). Barring Ruggie for Sam because they're both street smart (idk it feels right) for Vargas, it'd prob be anyone atheletic.

If Yuu tries to date Idia it's an instant no.

hdsgdjsadghsaad

ill add more later prob because I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ON THIS and i wish to sprend the nrc staff parental agenda