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marxistlesbianist

Whoever invented facial hair should be shot

marxistlesbianist

Happy "whoever invented facial hair should be shot" Friday!

gandalfsbignaturals

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

sailatina3

Come to think of it I've never really interacted with a like minded person irl before... I had nothing in common with the kids at school and my family is. What you'd expect. Every social interaction for me is done out of obligation with people who don't really know me at all. I got no clue what it would feel like to interact with someone who I can actually be honest with, and not get shut down. Im starting to think this might be the cause of a lot of my problems...

#yeah...

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A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

charl0ttan

you can jerk off and you can fuck off. you can tell a jerkoff to fuck off. you can jerk off a jerkoff. you can fuck off with a jerkoff. you can fuck with a jerk but you cant jerk with a fuck. you can fuck up but you cant jerk up. a jerk aint worth a fuck but a fuck is worth more than a jerk. in theory

#woww

toskarin

I don't think most people fully appreciate how free it truly is to roam. not far. the close stuff. the nearby buildings. you can actually just go most places, reasonability permitting. there are places you do not go because you do not need to, but you can go there. most buildings are designed to allow people inside of them, you can look around any store, all the sections, and then you may leave

go as high as you can get in every building that permits, and then go back down. some elevators won't let you do that, but many will. if they ask why you are there, say it is for an interview, wander around a bit, enter the washroom, and if they get suspicious, ask where you are, then apologise. this will only work so many times. if pressed too hard, say you are here for an interview with someone, use your last name for them, and when they say nobody works there with that name, slap your head and leave quickly. if they try to kill you, you've entered into the martial portion of your journey, and I can offer you no guidance

toskarin

if someone does work there with that name, you need to try playing the long lost heir card and hope it works. it might be your building soon, and then you can go up and down it much as you please.

mikumiotics

I have another piping hot take this morning, and that I am really starting to sour on all the ways people hate elon musk.

And like, to be absolutely crystal fucking clear: Elon Musk is a deeply evil, dangerous, pathetic man who deserves to be executed for the pain and death he's directly and indirectly caused by being the most obscenely rich man to ever exist.

what bugs me is the way people mostly hate him because he's an awkward emotionally stunted loser, the fact he is the world's first trillionaire is almost an afterthought. like, the take I've seen more than once is "elon musk is a fucking loser and that just goes to show you that capitalism is bad! socialism good!" like ok. all that says to me is that most people would defend elon musk if he wasn't so noxiously unpalatable.

mikumiotics

Communism is correct because it is correct, not because the world's richest man is cringe. Musk's personal character has literally nothing to do with it.

aflo

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

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ANDY LOVELL Swirls & Eddies, North Devon / North Cornish Coast / Swans, Incoming Tide silkscreen prints

doyoulovethewayzeylily

women love me for my unrepentant sincerity and my huge and illustriously estrogenated cock send post

bunnilena

can confirm. I did follow for one of those 2 things

doyoulovethewayzeylily

photomatt the people cry out, yearning to be set free. release them from this prison and allow me to offer succor (post cock on main)

doyoulovethewayzeylily

it has artistic merit

doyoulovethewayzeylily

cowardice

billymayslesbian

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

parkchanwoohoo

communist-hatsunemiku

Inch-resting.... who are these two queens....

toskarin

🌸 affirmations 🌸

there is nothing wrong with me

it is the world that has to change

it is the world that will change

revenge makes poor anodyne, but it will have to do

that feeling in the pit of my stomach is the dragon

heaven exists to be summited

an eye for an eye gives me two eyes

my polearm technique is unparalleled

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lady-of-vitreous-sight

it's important that you imagine the sword saint unmatched under heaven as an older woman with a drinking problem and a shit dating life.

#namgung minyoung lmao

imjunebitch

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

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