Your Mom's a Pineapple

watching Dil's birthday sims videos on my birthday is my little tradition; I always like to pretend we share the same birthday. happy birthday, Dil lol

does anyone have the clip or remember the TIT preshow where someone Dan and Phil helped someone propose?

there's something so humanizing about sitting in the waiting room at your therapist's office. everyone around you is here, at the same time, but yet for completely different reasons. someone's tapping their fingers quickly, another shaking their leg. One is staring off blankly at the wall, and another is typing furiously on their laptop. it's just a beautiful experience.

never did I think I'd have to explain to my boyfriend what "hard Monday" meant but here we are

so validating that Dan and Phil admitted that the roughly 7 months before hard launching they were testing the waters and teasing they were together we weren't crazzyyyyy

can somebody check on me, phan was confirmed in the same year as a new sanders sides episode with prinxiety ship rampant throughout. I feel like I need to try to remember my ao3 password

a long time ago I had an ex tell me that Dan and Phil would never hard launch because the conspiracy was good for their viewership and I really want to break no contact just to send a pic of their new subscriber count.

guys during today's video I shit you not, when Dan made the joke about replacing Phil with the peak man tiktok I still had a HUH reaction until I remembered. my bad whoops