Im Gonna Eat You

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

YOU CAN ROMANTICALLY PLATONICALLY LOVE YOUR FRIENDS AND KISS THEM OKAY??? @wtf-am-i-doing-in-life BACK ME UP

yes you can. You’re still gay tho. You specifically.

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops

extremely good article, please read it. at the very least read the "how to be a bastard" section, it outlines a lot of the ways cops will try to trick you

THEY HAVE A COOL MULLET TOO HELLO? 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Devastating update to this cause I never updated it : I stood right next to them, looked at them, then just immediately went to the bathroom cause I got too nervous

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"

They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...

THEY HAVE A COOL MULLET TOO HELLO? 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Health tip, eight glasses of milk a day hurt you

Ok but what if I just had oneeee more…

classicists will make the ugliest least functional website in the history of html and it will contain the entire library of fragmentary papyri of the works of aeschylus. for free