Just-Poison-Thoughts

where’s the socks option

Lawful evil here

chaotic good or lawful evil

I’ve seen marmite but never tried it

It's devine and if you get the chance you should just grab the biggest spoonful you can and shove it in your mouth with out taking even a second to smell or taste it first

It’s 7 dollars at the farmers market fuck that

wait no dont

Salmon brown rice is mine when I have time

Brown rice? I can get white rice or bismati but brown rice?

you’ve never had brown rice daps?

It’s the worst kind of rice

looking back the implication you were confused because you think brown rice is bad makes more sense than you being confused because you’ve never had brown rice anyway you’re wrong the worst type of rice is couscous 

true i usually call it rice cos it’s a bunch of smols on a plate/bowl, im not sure which food category it’s in didn’t know about the semolina or the maghrebi bit tho so thanks for teaching my smooth brain!

that makes sense. ive always thought of it as a type of pasta since pasta is generally made with semolina, but im not sure which food category it would be in either.

I’ve seen marmite but never tried it

It's devine and if you get the chance you should just grab the biggest spoonful you can and shove it in your mouth with out taking even a second to smell or taste it first

It’s 7 dollars at the farmers market fuck that

wait no dont

Salmon brown rice is mine when I have time

Brown rice? I can get white rice or bismati but brown rice?

you’ve never had brown rice daps?

It’s the worst kind of rice

looking back the implication you were confused because you think brown rice is bad makes more sense than you being confused because you’ve never had brown rice anyway you’re wrong the worst type of rice is couscous 

When you fall asleep around others you assume they won’t kill you in your sleep

if you're anything like me, you're hoping they kill you in your sleep.

time to fail my human geography final :)

well. it is submitted.

“Not presently, but if it breaks, everyone will be. You shouldn’t worry about it, I have full confidence in my barriers. It’s held it back this long, it should last forever. Regardless, have you any clue as to where the others are? It’s been a while since I’ve last seen them, after the whole dimension shifting and all that.”

“Um, okay, if you say so. No, I haven’t. I must say, I have no clue what you’re talking about. The dimension shifted? That sounds fun, I’m sorry I missed it.”

“Ah, you must have been forcibly- ah, never mind. So err, what’s your name? I just realized I haven’t asked for it yet.”

“I am Magic. Well, that’s what everyone calls me anyway. And I do not suggest you touch me at the current moment. Surrounding my body is an incredibly powerful magic field that will likely destroy any life forms it touches. It should go away soon, but until then, you may want to be wary”

“So that what doesn’t escape?”

“Ah, Curse. Just getting it back inside would be dangerous, so it’s better not to let it escape.”

“Hmm, okay. Why are we in a field? Are you looking for something?”

“Why would whoever you’re searching for be in an empty field? Who are you searching for? And actually, it’s the other way around, I found you, but it’s the same thing I guess.”

“I was mostly just walking. And while it may be unlikely, I have seen homes in… Very weird places”

“Oh, okay. Yeah, some people really do like to put homes in places you’d least expect them. Would you like some help with… whatever it is you’re doing?”

“Hmm, Yes, that would be nice! Thank you very much”

“Of course! What would you like me to do?”

“Well, honestly right now I’m just walking. Because I can’t use my magic, I figured it would be a good time to explore. So you can just walk near me for now!”

“Aww, thanks, you seem fun too! I’m glad to have met you as well.”

*skips ahead of you then realises i dont know where im going and pauses, waiting for you to catch up so you can lead*

“Are you injured dear?”

“It should be. I’m not sure of it’s purpose, but whoever made it really needed something sealed. Put it back, and let’s not worry about it for now”

“Yes, time to keep exploring”

“I forgot to ask, is there anything specific I should be looking for?”

“Just people mostly. If you spot someone, tell me!”

“Pff, I just meant in general dear. Thank you though for searching”

*I continue forwards with you, watching the ground for signs of anything unusual*

“I’m not entirely certain, but it might lead us to someone you’re looking for!”

“Let’s try it! Lead the way dear!”

“That would be a good idea. Let us go that way!”

*I tentatively walk in the direction of the footprint, inspecting the ground for another one to confirm my decision*

I am Indie and I am the god of Vodka

I am sois

I am Miranda God of coursework 🤣🤣

I am Corvus, god of the biodiversity. Nice

I am Tigrezz, God of God and God

I am [i put my name here before and did the autocorrect thing], God of hell

I am Locked Demon, God of course ✨ lol 😂

I am Snake, god of them

i am eden, god of weaponry

I am Jess, god of the wild

i am spencer, god of the year

I am Silk, God of the internet

I am winn, god of rib

I am Tree, god of the devil

I am Noelle, god of time

I am vanishing, God of the shower fam

I am Poison, god of murder

“Not presently, but if it breaks, everyone will be. You shouldn’t worry about it, I have full confidence in my barriers. It’s held it back this long, it should last forever. Regardless, have you any clue as to where the others are? It’s been a while since I’ve last seen them, after the whole dimension shifting and all that.”

“Um, okay, if you say so. No, I haven’t. I must say, I have no clue what you’re talking about. The dimension shifted? That sounds fun, I’m sorry I missed it.”

“Ah, you must have been forcibly- ah, never mind. So err, what’s your name? I just realized I haven’t asked for it yet.”

“I am Magic. Well, that’s what everyone calls me anyway. And I do not suggest you touch me at the current moment. Surrounding my body is an incredibly powerful magic field that will likely destroy any life forms it touches. It should go away soon, but until then, you may want to be wary”

“So that what doesn’t escape?”

“Ah, Curse. Just getting it back inside would be dangerous, so it’s better not to let it escape.”

“Hmm, okay. Why are we in a field? Are you looking for something?”

“Why would whoever you’re searching for be in an empty field? Who are you searching for? And actually, it’s the other way around, I found you, but it’s the same thing I guess.”

“I was mostly just walking. And while it may be unlikely, I have seen homes in… Very weird places”

“Oh, okay. Yeah, some people really do like to put homes in places you’d least expect them. Would you like some help with… whatever it is you’re doing?”

“Hmm, Yes, that would be nice! Thank you very much”

“Of course! What would you like me to do?”

“Well, honestly right now I’m just walking. Because I can’t use my magic, I figured it would be a good time to explore. So you can just walk near me for now!”

“Aww, thanks, you seem fun too! I’m glad to have met you as well.”

*skips ahead of you then realises i dont know where im going and pauses, waiting for you to catch up so you can lead*

“Are you injured dear?”

“It should be. I’m not sure of it’s purpose, but whoever made it really needed something sealed. Put it back, and let’s not worry about it for now”

“Yes, time to keep exploring”

“I forgot to ask, is there anything specific I should be looking for?”

“Just people mostly. If you spot someone, tell me!”

“Pff, I just meant in general dear. Thank you though for searching”

*I continue forwards with you, watching the ground for signs of anything unusual*

“I’m not entirely certain, but it might lead us to someone you’re looking for!”

“Let’s try it! Lead the way dear!”

Wouldn’t it be funny if all terfs an transphobes disappeared on April 20 at 8:53 EST

did it work guys?

“Not presently, but if it breaks, everyone will be. You shouldn’t worry about it, I have full confidence in my barriers. It’s held it back this long, it should last forever. Regardless, have you any clue as to where the others are? It’s been a while since I’ve last seen them, after the whole dimension shifting and all that.”

“Um, okay, if you say so. No, I haven’t. I must say, I have no clue what you’re talking about. The dimension shifted? That sounds fun, I’m sorry I missed it.”

“Ah, you must have been forcibly- ah, never mind. So err, what’s your name? I just realized I haven’t asked for it yet.”

“I am Magic. Well, that’s what everyone calls me anyway. And I do not suggest you touch me at the current moment. Surrounding my body is an incredibly powerful magic field that will likely destroy any life forms it touches. It should go away soon, but until then, you may want to be wary”

“So that what doesn’t escape?”

“Ah, Curse. Just getting it back inside would be dangerous, so it’s better not to let it escape.”

“Hmm, okay. Why are we in a field? Are you looking for something?”

“Why would whoever you’re searching for be in an empty field? Who are you searching for? And actually, it’s the other way around, I found you, but it’s the same thing I guess.”

“I was mostly just walking. And while it may be unlikely, I have seen homes in… Very weird places”

“Oh, okay. Yeah, some people really do like to put homes in places you’d least expect them. Would you like some help with… whatever it is you’re doing?”

“Hmm, Yes, that would be nice! Thank you very much”

“Of course! What would you like me to do?”

“Well, honestly right now I’m just walking. Because I can’t use my magic, I figured it would be a good time to explore. So you can just walk near me for now!”

“Aww, thanks, you seem fun too! I’m glad to have met you as well.”

*skips ahead of you then realises i dont know where im going and pauses, waiting for you to catch up so you can lead*

“Are you injured dear?”

“It should be. I’m not sure of it’s purpose, but whoever made it really needed something sealed. Put it back, and let’s not worry about it for now”

“Yes, time to keep exploring”

“I forgot to ask, is there anything specific I should be looking for?”

“Just people mostly. If you spot someone, tell me!”

“Pff, I just meant in general dear. Thank you though for searching”

*I continue forwards with you, watching the ground for signs of anything unusual*

"I'm not entirely certain, but it might lead us to someone you're looking for!"