Plague Doctor Snake

Just shortass Shane with a farmer whose average height but looks tall as hell compared to him, who can snuggle him and completely engulf him in their arms.

Elliott being able to live out his romance girly fantasies, swooning in the arms of a tall, muscular man/woman.

Harvey being constantly flustered at someone whose taller than him, used to being the tallest in the valley, and can’t help but feel his heart flutter whenever he had to look up to look them in the eyes.

Sebastian having his partner rest their chin on his head while he works or smokes, a silent bonding moment.

Sam being hyper and cutesy and taking full advantage of piggy back rides that make him even taller!!

Alex finding himself reconsidering everything he thought he wanted out of a relationship looking up at this tall farmer who could top him make him seem tiny in comparison (he’s into that)

- you’re magical, oh yeah also magic is real, a wizard told you to go learn all types of magic and you did

- there are ancient entities living in the mines and sewers beneath your feet, and they ARE fighting, just fyi

- there’s an ongoing war happening, that is probably why the economy is the way that it is btw

- animals can talk…just occasionally

- you’re haunted by the ghost of your grandfather, but rarely

- there are tiny creatures that will fix things for you in the night but only if you meet their hyper specific demands. also they’re scared of you

- Yoba is an alien (?)

- also the local shopkeeper’s daughter isn’t his she’s the wizard’s and a townswoman named Emily is a psychic, in case you were curious

- The bigfoot is real

obsessed with the concept of a eurodyne subtwt. #eurotwt if you will. kerry's favorite thing is to sit on his couch, drink a beer, and interact with fans with usernames ranging from their own name with a few numbers to shit like "@.euroussy."

it's a game sometimes, but some of it is genuine appreciation for how talented some of his fans are.

he retweets fanart, people's tattoos, and fan covers frequently, often with a "👊💥💥💥" or "fuckin preem."

people theorizing on when his next album or single is dropping? he's liking conflicting tweets to keep them guessing.

fans @'ing him and asking random questions? he's answering a select few that make him laugh, or just to stir the pot.

a few days after his fifth album drops, he's posting a picture of V (face just out of view) holding nibbles and turning his phone off for 3 days. within two hours, it's surpassed 2.5 million views and has thousands of comments ranging from "HE HAS A CAT????" to "guys give kerry and his input privacy :( happy 4 u 2 ker" to "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE KE5 GUY IS HOT"