Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor

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tannertan36
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Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.

ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation

Misplaced Lens Cap

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Jules of Nature
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Stranger Things
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@just-opal-things

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Insects have outside bones to protect their inside meat
Humans have outside meat to protect their inside bones which protect the inside meat
nintendo is taking down the 3ds and wii u eshops next year
and they had this lovingly made totally not taunting message to leave about their virtual console legacy theyāre destroying
(that theyāve, fun fact, taken down from their site now :])
this pisses me off so much because nintendo is AWARE we want their legacy of games put on their best selling system (literally, outside of the combined sales of every nintendo DS, lite, DSi, and XL, and the GB and GBCās combined sales, the switch is at the top)
and yet they still do not care. itās not about them not having this content either because 1 the wii u vc and 3ds vc. exist. and 2, even for stuff that isnt on the virtual console yet, weāve been given internal proof from previous big nintendo leaks (namely the gigaleak) that nintendo does not mess around when it comes to keeping backups of their older content. its not a lack of money either, nintendo is literally one of the richest companies in japan. itās just. a lack of caring
last thing im gonna say about this is that the 3DS and Wii U both have excellent, actively updated guides for softmodding them to run homebrew. the Wii and DSi do as well!
on top of that the emulation general wiki is an amazing resource for emulators for pretty much every generation of game system, including emulators for non game systems like arcade hardware, PCs, and mobile phones, along with emulators on game systems! so check the wiki out if youāre interested!
And if/when you do softmod your 3DS, gosh, wouldnāt it be nice if there was a site that safely and reliably hosted games for it, where you could even download them directly to your 3DS through a QR code?
Recipes are always lying about how long it takes to transsexualize onions

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The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)
the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version
Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier
Just as I said, āis this ever going to load?ā One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.
Together they create the full set.
saw this again on my dash after reblog andā¦
tumblr black out poetry
Frankly more people should be talking about the Olive Soccer field in S/V
The olive ball resets when you get a goal. You should be playing olive soccer online.
American middle school: okay for gym class today we're going to learn how to square dance like a bunch of cowboys. The cookie monster pajama pants white trash girl and the most suicidal autistic boy will be going first
Just got an ad for dayquil and I still feel so betrayed that you canāt take it on SSRIs :<
Also my throat is in EXCRUCIATING PAIN when I swallow. Only on one side cause ofc, but jfc Iām not okay
Wait what...I'm not supposed to take dayquil...what about nyquil?

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Because you didnāt know you needed a skunk in a onesie hugging a baby sloth plushie.
ah yes, tumblr drama. it reminds me of the hunt
I donāt even remember what happened in this episode. I just remember that guy saying that line, and getting more and more energetic every time.
how the fuxk
What in Godās name is this
Uhhh so I can tell y'all for sure he WASNāT eating that eggplantā¦.
this keeps getting worse
Happy Easter.

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If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why canāt humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.
Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house Iād certainly notice, try to figure out where theyād all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.
Thatās why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And theyāre like, you canāt leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And youāre like, letās just see where this goesĀ āyup, you got me⦠whatās the favor?ā and usually the favor is like,Ā ākill this one ant for usā orĀ āgive me a pile of sugarā and youāre like⦠okay? and you do, because why not, it isnāt hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you canāt really do, one of them, sheās like, āI love this ant but she wonāt pay any attention to me, make me important to herā and youāre like⦠um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper*Ā āwhat have I doneā
This is the best explanation for higher powers Iāve ever really heard.