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formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles

actually pheromone sensing works differently from normal olfaction, since humans in our world don’t have a functioning vomeronasal organ (VNO), we don’t have any data on how covid-19 would affect a functioning VNO in omegaverse AUs

OP this is very well-written but im still hung up on how you came onstage dressed as a clown only to tear off the costume and reveal yourself as a biologist

“you cant ship them theyre sibling coded!!” and it’s just two people who are friends

I’m not sure how many people realize that there’s a way in which hurt/comfort is actually very kinky, because at its core you’ve got this emotional power exchange fantasy where one character is vulnerable and helpless and the other takes care of them. In the case of stories involving grievous injuries, where someone is bedridden for a long time, you often end up with two characters in a 24/7 total power exchange relationship without a safeword. It just doesn’t involve as many whips and dog collars.

i see some people being intimidated by folks who write long fics, even to the point of being ashamed that their fics are shorter, and i just want to tell them - don't be. as an insufferable windbag, i am always in awe of people who can cram so much meaning into so few words; i've seen fics have better impacts in 500 words than i could have in 5k

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

My mom thinks I'm a genius but the reality is I use tumblr and hear weird irrelevant information like 5 years before she does

The other day she was talking about an endangered green new zealand parrot and I correctly identified it as a kakapo from that description. She was impressed that I had heard about this random endangered animal. The truth is I know about it from that tumblr post talking about how one of the eggs was partially destroyed and they taped it together and it survived

i’m so serious when i say that if something involves supernatural creatures & head, i’m in. you don’t even have to tell me more. you can stop there. you’ve already got me

i’m very passionate about both subjects individually. and you’re telling me they’re about to be COMBINED? this is like christmas. To me

im really glad youre alive. not because i think the cycle of suffering and rebirth is awesome but because we need to keep as many people breathing as we can to ward off Yorul, who can only take a breath when humans arent inhaling or exhaling. one time in 1976 there was a synchronicity where every human alive was between breaths and Yorul took a biiiiiig gasp and was about to split asia into three when a high schooler in iowa named kim took a hit off her friends joint and choked Yorul out