bigdavedave

Try to slap his hand now

don’t objectify him

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

i hate the phrase 'none of these words are in the bible' because it's either true for Every word in the english language (the bible wasn't originally in english) or for None of them (i could translate the bible badly enough to contain any word at all)

what translation

King James Version 👍

do you not consider the word 'bible' on the cover and title pages to be in the bible?

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about

idgaf what college those girls went to get your damn shoes off the bed!!

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nothing wrong with me

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

im glad this got some notes!!!! i hope it helps y’all find some measure of peace or comfort <3

Reblogging for my own reference later, and in case it benefits anyone else reading this.

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