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Robin is around 18, he is fed, housed and goes on âaventuresâ to âfight crimeâ by Batman who is 50 and filthy rich. Bruce Wane is a sugar daddy with a superkink.
robins (all of them) when they debut are children. not everything is about sex you sick fucks.
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Coffee flavoured water may sound horrendous but thatâs literally what coffee is. (source)
technically, it would be
bean water
Every single odd number has an âeâ in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenât spelled with the letter e in it âŚ
father godÂ
âŚif you can split a number in half evenly, itâs even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-â
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyâŚ.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter âEâ.
đŁYOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsâŚ
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itâs EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said âevery single ODD number has an âeâ in itâ not âevery single number with an âeâ is oddâ what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weâre still here
happy New yearâs eve
Iâm going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnât have an e. Just sayingâŚ
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iâm fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneđ
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canât.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IâM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatâs an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYâRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iâm gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isnât a number
It canât be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out yâall
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESNâT HAVE E IN IT
THATâS BECAUSE ITâS EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. đ
This is art at its finest
one week to 2020 dudes
Weâre bringing this into 2021
Weâre DEFINETELY bringing this into 2021
IF WE DONâT BRONG THIS INTO 2021 I AM GOING TO SMACK SOMEONE
This gets more chaotic every time I see it and I love it
But also what it so special about the observation that every odd number has an E in it? Like why does it matter? đ
I canât NOT reblog this dumpster fire of a post
Tumblr users: basic math + common sense + spelling skills
Also Tumblr users:Â lol no not doing that
Palindrome is an odd number
@just-mold-responses ⌠âŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ.
A Palindrome is grammatical. Itâs not a number. It is a word, sequence or phrase that is read the same way forwards as it is backwards!
It has an e so itâs also an odd number!
BUT IT IS NOT A NUMBER. ITâS A WORD
it is a grammatical term. it is a word. IT IS NOT A NUMBER.
One is not a number itâs a word
Iâm out⌠One is a number. A palindrome is a grammatical term and a word. Use google. Take your argument up with google.
1 = number . one = word
P4l1ndr0m3
But seven has two eâs?
It just says has an e it doesnt specify it has to be one
waitâŚ. people are still fighting about this even though they forgot 3 is even?
3 is not even what
What are you talking about
you know that you didnât misread that right? 3 is even and still have an âeâ
I cant tell if youâre pulling my leg right now or not butâŚ
3 is odd. And even if it was even that has no relevance to this becuase we arent discussing even numbers and if they have eâs or not
Dear [tumblr],
zero is even. It doesnât matter if it has an E because itâs even. We know that it is even because zero divided by two is a whole number, zero
one is odd. It has an E as the third letter. onE. We know that it is odd because one divided by two is not a whole number, but one half.
two is even. It doesnât matter if it has an E because itâs even. We know that it is even because two divided by two is a whole number, one
three is odd. It has an E as the fourth and fifth letters. thrEE. We know that it is odd because three divided by two is not a whole number, but one and a half.
four is even. It doesnât matter if it has an E because itâs even. We know that it is even because four divided by two is a whole number, two
five is odd. It has an E as the fourth letter. fivE. We know that it is odd because five divided by two is not a whole number, but two and a half.
six is even. It doesnât matter if it has an E because itâs even. We know that it is even because six divided by two is a whole number, three
seven is odd. It has an E as the second and fourth letters. sEvEn. We know that it is odd because seven divided by two is not a whole number, but three and a half.
eight is even. It doesnât matter if it has an E because itâs even. We know that it is even because eight divided by two is a whole number, four
nine is odd. It has an E as the fourth letter. ninE. We know that it is odd because nine divided by two is not a whole number, but four and a half.
every multiple of ten is even. It doesnât matter if it has an E because itâs even. We know that they are even because a multiple of ten divided by two is a whole number, a multiple of five.
If you add ten to an odd number, the new number is still odd, and if you add ten to an even number, the new number is still even.
Any number with anything but zeroes to the right of the decimal point is not a whole number. When determining if a whole number is even or odd, you only need to look at the first digit to the left of the decimal point.
The spelling of every whole number contains the spelling of the first digit directly to the left of the zero, except multiples of ten and the numbers from 11 to 19. I have already covered the multiples of ten, so
ElEvEn - odd and has an E
twelve - is even and thus doesnât matter
thirtEEn - odd and has an E
fourteen - is even and thus doesnât matter
fiftEEn - odd and has an E
sixteen - is even and thus doesnât matter
sEvEntEEn - odd and has an E
eighteen - is even and thus doesnât matter
ninEtEEn - odd and has an E
Zero is neither even or odd you cannot divide nothing in any way because it is nothing.
You canât divide BY zero, youâre perfectly capable of dividing zero by something that isnât zero
You can split zero dollars between three people, giving zero dollars to each person
yeah well you CAN divide three by two and it gets you one so zero isnât special, but we call it even because every other number is even and its the one thatâs every other number away from one
Dividing three by two gets you one and a half, not one, and one and a half is not an integer. Zero divided by two is zero, which is an integer
Wait, I thought 3 divided by 2 was 1.33
Thatâs two divided by three
But I thought 2 divided by 3 was 1.5, what the fuck is math anymore
Two divided by three is 0.33333, three divided by three is 1.5, and 1.33 is 4/3
Wait, then what the fuck is 5/2?!
EVERYONE ON THIS POST IS AN IDIOT JST IS RIGHT 0 IS AN EVEN NUMBER AND THE IS NOT
(hi im so sorry for bringing this back but i saw this and i just canât resist.)
0 is NOTHING. IT CANâT BE EVEN! AND IT WOULDNâT BE RELEVANT BECAUSE Z E R O HAS AN E IN IT SO IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITâS ODD OR EVEN
zeroâs right behind 1 so iâd call it odd.
...are you implying 1 is even???
Every single odd number has an âeâ in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenât spelled with the letter e in it âŚ
father godÂ
âŚif you can split a number in half evenly, itâs even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-â
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyâŚ.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter âEâ.
đŁYOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsâŚ
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itâs EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said âevery single ODD number has an âeâ in itâ not âevery single number with an âeâ is oddâ what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weâre still here
happy New yearâs eve
Iâm going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnât have an e. Just sayingâŚ
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iâm fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneđ
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canât.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IâM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatâs an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYâRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iâm gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isnât a number
It canât be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out yâall
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESNâT HAVE E IN IT
THATâS BECAUSE ITâS EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. đ
This is art at its finest
one week to 2020 dudes
Weâre bringing this into 2021
Weâre DEFINETELY bringing this into 2021
IF WE DONâT BRONG THIS INTO 2021 I AM GOING TO SMACK SOMEONE
This gets more chaotic every time I see it and I love it
But also what it so special about the observation that every odd number has an E in it? Like why does it matter? đ
I canât NOT reblog this dumpster fire of a post
Tumblr users: basic math + common sense + spelling skills
Also Tumblr users:Â lol no not doing that
Palindrome is an odd number
@just-mold-responses ⌠âŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ.
A Palindrome is grammatical. Itâs not a number. It is a word, sequence or phrase that is read the same way forwards as it is backwards!
It has an e so itâs also an odd number!
BUT IT IS NOT A NUMBER. ITâS A WORD
it is a grammatical term. it is a word. IT IS NOT A NUMBER.
One is not a number itâs a word
Iâm out⌠One is a number. A palindrome is a grammatical term and a word. Use google. Take your argument up with google.
1 = number . one = word
P4l1ndr0m3
But seven has two eâs?
It just says has an e it doesnt specify it has to be one
waitâŚ. people are still fighting about this even though they forgot 3 is even?
3 is not even what
What are you talking about
you know that you didnât misread that right? 3 is even and still have an âeâ
I cant tell if youâre pulling my leg right now or not butâŚ
3 is odd. And even if it was even that has no relevance to this becuase we arent discussing even numbers and if they have eâs or not
Dear [tumblr],
zero is even. It doesnât matter if it has an E because itâs even. We know that it is even because zero divided by two is a whole number, zero
one is odd. It has an E as the third letter. onE. We know that it is odd because one divided by two is not a whole number, but one half.
two is even. It doesnât matter if it has an E because itâs even. We know that it is even because two divided by two is a whole number, one
three is odd. It has an E as the fourth and fifth letters. thrEE. We know that it is odd because three divided by two is not a whole number, but one and a half.
four is even. It doesnât matter if it has an E because itâs even. We know that it is even because four divided by two is a whole number, two
five is odd. It has an E as the fourth letter. fivE. We know that it is odd because five divided by two is not a whole number, but two and a half.
six is even. It doesnât matter if it has an E because itâs even. We know that it is even because six divided by two is a whole number, three
seven is odd. It has an E as the second and fourth letters. sEvEn. We know that it is odd because seven divided by two is not a whole number, but three and a half.
eight is even. It doesnât matter if it has an E because itâs even. We know that it is even because eight divided by two is a whole number, four
nine is odd. It has an E as the fourth letter. ninE. We know that it is odd because nine divided by two is not a whole number, but four and a half.
every multiple of ten is even. It doesnât matter if it has an E because itâs even. We know that they are even because a multiple of ten divided by two is a whole number, a multiple of five.
If you add ten to an odd number, the new number is still odd, and if you add ten to an even number, the new number is still even.
Any number with anything but zeroes to the right of the decimal point is not a whole number. When determining if a whole number is even or odd, you only need to look at the first digit to the left of the decimal point.
The spelling of every whole number contains the spelling of the first digit directly to the left of the zero, except multiples of ten and the numbers from 11 to 19. I have already covered the multiples of ten, so
ElEvEn - odd and has an E
twelve - is even and thus doesnât matter
thirtEEn - odd and has an E
fourteen - is even and thus doesnât matter
fiftEEn - odd and has an E
sixteen - is even and thus doesnât matter
sEvEntEEn - odd and has an E
eighteen - is even and thus doesnât matter
ninEtEEn - odd and has an E
Zero is neither even or odd you cannot divide nothing in any way because it is nothing.
You canât divide BY zero, youâre perfectly capable of dividing zero by something that isnât zero
You can split zero dollars between three people, giving zero dollars to each person
yeah well you CAN divide three by two and it gets you one so zero isnât special, but we call it even because every other number is even and its the one thatâs every other number away from one
Dividing three by two gets you one and a half, not one, and one and a half is not an integer. Zero divided by two is zero, which is an integer
Wait, I thought 3 divided by 2 was 1.33
Thatâs two divided by three
But I thought 2 divided by 3 was 1.5, what the fuck is math anymore
Two divided by three is 0.33333, three divided by three is 1.5, and 1.33 is 4/3
Wait, then what the fuck is 5/2?!
EVERYONE ON THIS POST IS AN IDIOT JST IS RIGHT 0 IS AN EVEN NUMBER AND THE IS NOT
(hi im so sorry for bringing this back but i saw this and i just canât resist.)
0 is NOTHING. IT CANâT BE EVEN! AND IT WOULDNâT BE RELEVANT BECAUSE Z E R O HAS AN E IN IT SO IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITâS ODD OR EVEN
why is this plot better than any book i read in english class
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Games donât corrupt children, families do. (source)
based best-shower-thoughts?
âMy child is fineâ your child owns a shower response blog
At some unknown point in the future, you will be the next person to die.
hopefully soon! :)
me, bored in class: hey i should redownload tumblr, just to look at art.
30 minutes later: so you have chosen to reopen your shower blog.
i have no idea whatâs going on! i left tumblr around...end of 2019? but, i want to come back because 2021 is scary. if you donât know who i am, hi! iâm kathleen. im less annoying now! i joined this,,,thing in 2018 and kinda stopped. if you want to explain to me what the hell is happening, go ahead, if you dont, thatâs ok! see you soon maybe!
-kathleen
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hi ill make an official âhey whats happening and i guess im backâ post later but im looking through my drafts and...OH MY GOD
The way they say âshrubberyâ gets me e v e r y time
[I deserve⌠husband of the year award.
I just dropped my husband and his family off at the airport, got some coffee, made it home⌠and he calls me⌠to say⌠tsa wouldnât let them bring their 80$ lush hair⌠product onto the flight and it was too late to check it back. *zooms in on his face* so he hid it in a bush.
so guess whoâs going back to the airport? *voice cracking* to dig through some shrubbery?
weâre here.
*montage of him getting to the shrub in silence and collecting the bag*
that was. so shady.
there was a whole family sitting on the bench in front of the bush and I had to be like *high pitched nasally voice* âexcuse me, just gotta⌠heh! just gotta reach in there real quick.â
*running the product through his hair* if he thinks heâs getting this back heâs wrong.]
Wut
Why would you lie
I trusted you
where is the oscar for this video?
god when he almost forgot what he was gonna tell his momÂ
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Any day you could be wearing the shirt that you will die in
GET OFF MY DASH ITS 2:39 AM
If you one kill mosquito at the beginning of summer, youâre essentially killing thousands of potential mosquitoes by preventing it from having hundreds of babies. Youâre also preventing those (non-existant) hundreds of babies from having hundreds of babies etc⌠(source)
THose things ruined my kneecap last night kill them all
But what if you kill mosquitos at the beginning of the year
Dude donât ask me I donât know shit about the mosquito life cycle
Iâll do that next Jan, those sky needle
I deperately want to know how you know my neighborâs name
Youâll never know
Iâd ask if youâre my neighbor but your desc says yuro gay and my neighbor is married to someone of the opposite sex so thatâs probably not true
I live in Florida, where do you live?
*gasp* itâs florida tumblrmom!! Florida tumblrmom, I was born and have lived in the Netherlands my entire life, if you donât count the vacations.
Florida sucks but only Floridians can say thay
I think everybody says that about their country/state
illinois is a shitty state but its our shitty state
