I'm not ready to be a functioning adult

1. Have you taken the bdsm test? Post your results! (bdsmtest.org)  2. Do you enjoy vanilla sex?  3. Are you more of a Dominant or a Submissive?  4. Are you more of a Sadist or a Masochist?  6. Favorite way to receive pain?  7. Favorite way to give pain?  8. Most taboo kink you’re willing to admit?  9. Most vanilla kink?  10. BDSM yea or nah?   11. What are some of your weirder kinks?  12. Does your partner’s gender have any sway on what kinks and dynamics you prefer with them?  13. Do you have a kinky partner?  14. Into tickling?  15. Into watersports and/or holding and wetting?  16. Into ageplay and/or DD/lg?  17. Into CNC?  18. Into petplay? And what animal do you prefer?  19. Do you look at “furry” or “yiff” porn?  20. What’s one of your biggest unrealistic fantasies?  21. What’s one of your biggest possible fantasies?  22. Do you like to involve drugs or alcohol in your play?   24. Do you bring religion into the bedroom?  25. Favorite toys and tools? Either in theory or in practice  26. Breeding yea or nah?  27. Got any fetishes for body parts?  28. Got any fetishes for inanimate objects?  29. Bimbos or Sissies?  30. Grossest kink?  31. Do you watch or read hentai?  32. Favorite pet names and/or titles to be called in bed?  33. Have you ever been to an IRL kink event?  34. Do you play with ice or hot wax?  35. Favorite style of bondage?  36. Biggest age gap between you and a sexual partner?  37. Under ideal circumstances (a partner you trust, no other serious obligations, no social repercussions, etc) would you live a 24/7 BDSM dynamic life?  38. Do you remember the first kink you realized you had? What was it?  39. What is your newest kink?  40. Praise or degradation?  41. Big tits or itty bitty titties? Real or fake?   42. Are you a size queen?  43. Best IRL kink experience?  44. What bodily fluids are hot and which are gross?  45. The House has voted to impeach Trump, hallelujah!  46. Would you fuck a monster? What kinds of monsters would you fuck?  47. Are you more of a voyeur or an exhibitionist?  48. Leather, lace, or latex?  49. Top or Bottom?  50. Favorite way to do aftercare? 

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

trans kong is real

You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.

baseball different from how i remember it

Once upon a time…

ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

I love the midwest so much

I love the midwest so much