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I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

Never trust a furry disliker

Also I'm rereading Men at Arms and just got to the bit where Vetinari forbids Vimes again to investigate something he really wants Vimes to investigate and then realizes Vimes didn't thump the wall and I'm thinking about how much of Vimes and Vetinari's relationship consists of Vetinari forbidding Vimes to do things, then rewarding him when he does them. And truly, in the least shipping-goggles way possible, it's impressive how they have managed to invent from first principles a BDSM dynamic involving an entire city's governance.

Bringing this from my old acc. Please Tumblr get your grubby hands on this one. He needs to be pegged

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.

He hasn't even been on a train yet for fucks sake

HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!

So rare do I ever come across a post that gives me psychic damage with every sentence