aesteroid

“How do you want to do this?”

Made this as a christmas present for my grandma, and I was really happy with it so why not share it!

“Before the day The Hunger arrived, before this... crisis, before Wonderland, before the time-sick town, and the crystal lab, before races and trains and moon bases and gauntlets, before the beach, and the sizzling, and the roost... Before everything I've told you, there was a journey beyond imagination.”

"I'll be having my body back, you undead fuck."

"You're going to be amazing."

   “Pulled from my home inside a cloud Lost to the dark I drift alone Now I’m returned beyond the shroud Ever to reign upon my throne    Here in my crystal kingdom”

“Get out of my dreams, and into my battlewagon. Hop in the backseat baby, it’s the adventure zone!”

"Come on, ride the train. It's the choo choo and ride it! *restrained laughter* It's The Adventure Zone!"

"YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU THREW MY DOG IN THE FIRE!"

"I saw all of existence all at once. I saw a dark storm, a living hunger eating it from within. But I saw a brilliant light heralded by seven birds, flying tirelessly from the storm. I saw seven birds: the Twins, the Lover, the Protector, the Lonely Journal-keeper, the Peacemaker, and the Wordless One."

“The world needs more healers.”

“I'll be having my body back, you undead fuck.”

"Hey baby, I love your tendrils. Lemme see your pistils and stamen"

"Hail and well met, my dudes."