[SCREAMING]

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

*ungreats your dane*

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life

Wait do y’all not have like…first aid boxes in your hall closets? Like just a plastic box that has your basic first aid shit?

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real