Nap Queen 👑

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

people asking “why is there hair there?” about other people’s bodies is insane to me like. it GROWS there you fucking idiot. why else. move on

“but stomach hair isn’t common” in what fucking universe. in what world.

being the waitresses defense lawyer every time you go out to eat with your family. it ain’t much but it’s honest work

If this sort of weight-based medical bias happens to any of y'all, politely tell the doctor (during your visit) that you want them to write in your file that they are refusing ordering tests for you because of your current weight. This usually causes them to order the test anyways because they do NOT want a malpractice suit. Remember: You want to make a paper trail to hold them accountable.

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

The best

Glad he hasn’t been forgotten.

Reblog every time

"lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist" why do you think I'm following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

americans love to eat a meal alone in a parked car

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that