Not a bot, just browsing!!

I hope one year from now me is doing good, I hope she’s happy and I hope she got what she wanted

Love this, like a dog sticking his head out the car window. He's going SO FAST you guys!

@why-animals-do-the-thing this is good/ normal, right? Animal doesnt look coerced but maybe s/he is crazy??

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

and not just socializing but everything effortful you enjoy. I have never once regretted going in the water, even if it was ice cream headache cold.

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

I’m no conspiracy theorist but I’m convinced everyone laughing at SNL sketches is getting paid to gaslight me into thinking they’re funny. I just can’t believe comedy writers could produce something that bad 👀

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

if this same person goes on vacation somewhere like Hawaii because all the plants and animals are different and they want to see something exotic I am going to bite someone. Just go to your neighborhood pond and for once in your life pay attention

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

” love and sex make us human! “ actually it’s selecting all images with a traffic light, but whatever, mate

most mammals have love, most eukaryotes have sex ( i think??) But go on

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

oh god watch out everyone she's gonna start calling other trans women ugly. any day now. any day now she's gonna start saying nasty things about other trans women. no no it's coming I swear just wait

Hopefully this also applies to cis women, who face as much pressure to conform (from older cis women) as yall do,maybe more since they think you're a lost cause anyway. "Ew dont wax, it only attracts pedos"

oh god watch out everyone she's gonna start calling other trans women ugly. any day now. any day now she's gonna start saying nasty things about other trans women. no no it's coming I swear just wait