that wasn't very ad victoriam of you

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

Idk if this is just my Sickly Kid Aesthetic coming though but that bubblegum flavored amoxicillin fucking slapped

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

sometimes you have to put your little guy in the Horrible Situation Factory so he can grow. i’m sorry little guy. it’s for the plot.

more cocaine was snorted from this device than any other surface in history i can feel it in my bones

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

I appreciate the sentiment but I don't get all those "we made it to the longest night of the year! the light will start returning soon! it's all uphill from here & we're halfway there!" posts because like. Oct-Dec is the easier half of Winter. Jan-Apr is way harder. there's no big holidays or decorations, everyone is kind of over the whole Cozy Hygge Sweaters & Cocoa vibe so they're just tired & restless instead, and the whole thing is so drawn out & uneventful that it feels like it lasts 10x longer

on this blog I’m like “I am hurting. I am scared all the time and I am sick and I am hurting. It feels like everything is hopeless and permanently fucked.” and the next post is like “Let’s say, hypothetically, there is this smoking hot Neanderthal MILF who wants you REAL BAD-”