Johnny and the King
As a lifelong lover of football I’m glad to see and hear the back of the US Soccerbowl shenanigans and malarky. It all started with a sick-making schmoozefest when Johnny Infant gave a shiny new toy he’d just created to the King of the Nation of Dumbfuckistan. Bit parts were taken up by neighbours Mexico (who know the game) and Canada (who make a reasonable pretence). But it was centre stage…







