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i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I want everyone to have universal basic income please

may all your mistakes be learning experiences

i hope you say something stupid and can laugh it off. i hope you get corrected on ignorance and become a better ally for it. i hope you learn that you're wrong about something and it changes your world view. i hope you get in a sticky situation and have to ask for help. i hope you lose an argument and it fosters better understanding. i hope you say something irrational and cruel and then apologize later for it. i hope something is your fault and you help to fix it.

it’s not summer until i’ve watched high school musical 2

it’s not pride month until i watch chad and ryan do that baseball thing that’s gayer than being a gay person

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