How are my sweetie pees

What if everything gets better in 2016

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

"enjoy last it'll it" (what)

when i say im good at something i mean i suck slightly less at it than the other things i suck at 

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer