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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

beach boys… city girls… mountain goats…

i'll see a man with long hair and remember i'm not above temptations of the flesh

That's the plot of Wicked

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

We’re all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90