the spoon drawer

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

WHY DO MY JOINTS HATE ME TODAY!?

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

every song can be about the character if you're ill enough

Surely THIS is his rock bottom. Surely he can't go lowe- JONATHAN SIMS WITH THE STEEL SHOVEL??