chilling with a sloppy style

LIKE MY ART AND SELFY NOW!!!!

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

H.R. Giger “The Watch Guardian” (1993)

the 3 spider kings of new earth have reached a trade agreement with the 5 spider kings of mummy earth

im the mama now

toxic sweat and oils drip darkly out of my body..