this house is bitchin

This is one of those situations where I know people are just lying because the average tumblr user acts like someone who would leave a penny instead of not tipping just to let the server know it was intentional

gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

how do i tell these guys this post got 200+ notes on tumblr

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

tumblr just gave everyone a cardboard tube and said go wild

im so glad i live in a world where i can boop @jstor

i've had this queued up since nov 1 last year :D

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

great run you guys, we made it through the 2024 mlb season. it's over. there's no more i'll see you in spring training. yeah no that's it it's done