Smoking Ass And Eating Grass

crazy rich asians 2: the blood never stops spilling

crazy rich asians 3: bullets become ash in the chamber

something really jokerifying about the US government fearmongering about hrt being horrible and dangerous and then turning around and giving their soldiers hrt because they think it'll make them better at killing and raping people in iran

if I take T that's bad because according to like two cherry picked studies conducted by the Get Rid Of Transsexual Degenerates Association, hrt actually makes us more likely to kill ourselves but that fucking bootboy really really needs T because it'll make him soooo much better at stepping on landmines i hate this stupid fucking country so much

Do you have games on your cock

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

so many times you will hear a woman tell a little anecdote about her boyfriend/husband and its just him being an absolute fucking bastard. but you cant tell her to kill him. you cant. they dont thinjk its funny

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all