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given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

Can @raccoonmilf vouch for this? Super rad if true.

Yes it’s true

every time Shane bends over there’s a Non Zero percent chance Ilya will creep up behind him, grab his hips and start fake thrusting and groaning. which should be funny except he’s too good at the noises and Oh Shane is hard now. great. Looks like he’s loading the laundry After they fuck on the counter

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.