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@dilfdarthvader
- alex, late 20s, agender lesbian (she or they), married
- from the us south
- egeria on ao3
- big into heated rivalry, women’s hockey, star wars prequels + ot, and various other things
- has written and enjoyed lots of fucked up fiction and will continue to do so
- yes suited darth vader is a dilf
minors dni. terfs can choke
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hiii i love your art so much and i saw your doodles on tiktok. please post ilya with younger ilya and tiny hollanov etc too 😠i’m obsessed with those <3
thank you so much for liking them 🥹 here ya go <3 i can't post all of it but i think these are the most relevant ones ?
love it so much when he talks with his hands
Let's just be honest with each other...
I want a Shane breakdown so bad.
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People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.
An amendment for an earlier poll 'If given the choice, would you rather sleep on the bottom or the top bunk bed? (Someone else will be sleeping in the other bed if that affects your choice)'
top (never slept on a bunk bed/only special occasions)
top (has slept on a bunk bed)
bottom (never slept on a bunk bed/only special occasions)
bottom (has slept on a bunk bed)
anyway i love shane i love ilya i love hollanov i love heated rivalry i love headcanons i love fanart i love fic i love shitposting i love having fun w my friends on the internet i love being cringe and free i love letting people enjoy things i love focusing on stuff i like and not stuff i hate and most importantly i love You 🫵
fetishization as a colloquialism inherently implies dehumanization. like a fat fetishizer who fucks a fat woman and gets off on that but would never date or be seen in public with her is engaging in dehumanizing behavior. they see this person as a sexual object and not a human being with thoughts and feelings and an inner world. heated rivalry is not a show that dehumanizes queer men, it is a queer love story, where both characters are given agency, lives independent of one another, emotions and fears (romantic or otherwise), and yeah, sexual desire too. i genuinely find it hard to believe that a massive swath of "straight women" are engaging with a happily-ever-after romance plot for the sole purpose of fetishizing and thus dehumanizing queer men. there are exceptions to everything that prove the rule, but you will not convince me this is happening on a wide scale. especially on tumblr
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also i don’t think this will doxx me but after getting my thymectomy 2 weeks ago my nurse in the PACU gave me this cunty heart pillow and i am truly obsessed with it
waiting for my pub sub and thinking about writing domestic discipline hollanov
#he contains multitudes
wow and the next time we see shane and ilya on our screens they will be in a relationship. and in fact they will be in love. the whole time. and we get to watch…..
the first time ilya takes shane to the club after they get married, he shaves beforehand, puts on a tight black tank top and sprays himself with his fuckboy cologne from the hookup era. shane is already horny for him even before they leave the house — crucially, he loves fuckboy ilya, because come on, he’s been fucking this man for years when he looked exactly like this.
at the club, ilya buys out the entire dj set to only play 2010s club anthems all night long. he wants to give shane the ultimate 2010s clubbing experience he never had, but also make up for all those nights ilya had to spend dancing and making out with strangers and not the one person he wanted. but now he gets to do all this with his husband! who is delightfully hard for him by the way, because shane finds sleazy club slut ilya absolutely irresistible. ilya is gripping his hips, grinding against him, licking his neck and whispering the dirtiest filth into his ear, and shane gets dizzying butterflies he imagines all those girls got back then. and he isn’t even retroactively jealous, because now his ring is on ilya’s finger, and oh god, he gets to be taken home by ilya rozanov! he gets to have all his attention now and get railed stupid by him later!! in their shared home!!! shane is living his dream life, and ilya is right there with him.
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A distinguished gentleman
a selection of photos taken by other people from their first year of marriage:
towards the end of their wedding reception, sun setting, looking rumpled and tired, Ilya kissing Shane's palm while Shane is very seriously talking to Scott Hunter
the two of them with a fan, taken at the dog park, Ilya holding Anya and Shane with one arm around his husband's shoulder and the other trying to prevent Anya from licking the fan's face
Shane Hollander sitting on the Centaurs bench with blood on his face, mouth wide open, Ilya Rozanov gripping his chin and glaring at the gap where Shane's bottom canine used to be
Ilya Rozanov with his fist in the air after a goal, a smear of red in the corner of his mouth
sitting next to each other at team tape review, heads bent together, Ilya's hand on Shane's thigh, Shane's hands sketching out a play in the air
Ilya Rozanov leaning against his car in the airport arrivals line, a coffee in one hand and a forest-green smoothie in the other
Shane Hollander giving his husband the middle finger after losing the shot accuracy competition at ASG by half a second
piggyback racing across the yard with a Pike twin each clinging to their necks
Ilya Rozanov, outraged, with a face full of snow, as his husband doubles over with laughter
wearing identical blank expressions the seventeenth time a journalist asks about their "off-ice chemistry"
Shane Hollander throwing his head back and cackling in a booth at a random dive bar in a random city, Ilya Rozanov grinning into his drink
asleep on the team bus after game 5 of the conference finals, Ilya curled into Shane's shoulder
