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WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?

I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

Did they bite chunks out of the block like a nasty little mouse?

they should have a cambrian explosion again

this is standard issue uncle

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon