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i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them

no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

And then he pushes the empty glass forlornly off the counter

one can imagine that the bond between a woman in her twenties and snoopy is comparable to the pledge of nuns to jesus christ

Okay but. She's drinking Parkers estate wine. PARKER. That was his name and winery. She absolutely nailed this, we don't deserve her.

you ever take a shower and suddenly you're human again

"congress investigating now :) but i stay silly :3" is honestly such a serve I've been thinking "but i stay silly :3" all day... holy fucking bingle

It's amazing to me that you managed to do exactly what this post is talking about without taking a moment to reflect and recognize that.

That ... was unexpected

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.