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summary: kaiser, after waking up with a headache remembers a fraction of what he did when he tried to 'talk' with you. what happens after? go find out yourself

PART 2. KINDA BUSY

Kaiser managed to make it home on his own, thankfully you suppose? You expected him to keep banging on your door like a mad-man until 4AM but he just loves to prove you wrong! Well, who are you to care anyways?

"What a pain." You mumbled to yourself as your thoughts continued to keep you up — were you worried? About Michael Kaiser?

Well some would say you were, but you'd say otherwise. Right cause God forbid you stayed up a little just to estimate if he'd make it home alright.

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He walked into his apartment, a little dizzy as he made his way to his bedroom. The same apartment you guys rented back then, now the only place he didn't want to let go as he claims your 'scent still lingered'.

After managing to not fall over his own floor, he lied down and fell asleep — replaying the memories that kept him a little happy. In a way.

Well, it was the only thing keeping him happy aside from occasionally crushing a certain Japanese boy during matches. Kaiser that night fell asleep with a throbbing headache, one he could manage.

But Michael Kaiser the next day, woke up with a headache he could not manage. His hands touched the surface of the bed, trying to look for his phone — a crucial thing to do every morning! He checks his schedule before getting ready since his manager informed him about an afternoon interview.

He hates interviews, the last interview he lashed out at the questionnaires and the video had to be cut-short. Before everything between you and him ever occurred, he was just fine. People would even claim he was doing better than ever!

@.ilovefutbol2: yo whatever trick his partner's pulling they need to keep it up if münchen wants scores from kaiser the emperor

@helloneighbour: lmao right? they might genuinely be the magic the whole münchen teams looking for

@goodbyeseeuleyter: goodbye ness hello kaisers partner ??

@goatspeaks: or hear me out.. ness IS kaisers partner 😂😂 no?? ok bye whatever y'all will call me a genius one day

Well that was the past, things change — people change. And you've changed.

He thinks you have, at least. Since you've gotten colder towards him and avoid him like the plague, to think that Kaiser a month ago had hoped that maybe you'd come crawling back to him. He knows that's probably not a good thing, like he cares.

@julineouscesaourus: is it just me or is kaiser avoiding #relationship questions ??

@anonymous: probably just you.

@julineouscesaourus: ?? why u sound so #mean tf r u da partner or sumn lmao 😭

Kaiser only ever made a burner account because of you, he did a lot of things because of you — the biggest impact on his life, gone. Like another leaf blown away by the wind; "Eugh." He felt disgusted and bitter with these unrequited emotions.

He doesn't like thinking of these 'useless' things, but is it considered useless if he's thinking of you? "Goddamn it, curse you and whoever dates you." Kaiser murmurs to himself as he lets the water drop over his head.

He's been in the shower for about an hour now, you would've scolded him for wasting water. Keyword: would've.

Right, cause you're not there anymore — Kaiser forgot you don't talk anymore.

"There's nothing to talk about anyways, they're right."

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After he finished getting ready for that god-forsaken interview, he headed over to the network's station with his manager and Ness, of course. They were both scheduled for separate interviews but Ness wanted to go a little early, just so he wouldn't be bothered with having to come a little later.

Kaiser stepped in with his manager, looking as bored as ever as the staff prepared their equipment before things could begin. As soon as preparation was completed, Kaiser stepped onto the platform and sat on the couch set-up.

"Welcome folks to... The Show-Star Time! And for this day's interview, we have Michael Kaiser! It's great to have you here." The host said with an enthusiastically performative tone, reaching their hand out to offer a shake which Michael decided to accept.

He has to keep a public image after all, he supposed. The question is how long would that take before the mask cracks?

"Guten Tag, I play for Bastard München as a striker. Thanks for inviting me here." He stated shortly, a tone plain as summer — he got followed up with a ton of questions; just normal celebrity ones like..

*Where do you think you'll be headed with football in the next 10 years?*

*People wonder about your diet! What do you eat in a day?*

It was all normal for him, until the topic of relationships managed to sneak in. Well he's aware that he'd get asked about your relationship together at some point — but he's also aware that he hasn't really.. shown that you've also parted ways with him.

"Well, everything's going good! Und ich hoffe in der Tat, dass es meinem Partner gut geht. Und dass ich viel schneller zu ihm zurückkehren kann." (And I truly hope that my partner is well. And that I can return to them much sooner.) He announced it on broadcast, mid-interview.

He was vague enough that people wouldn't be able to guess your relationship status, but not vague enough to hide that he's still desperate for you to come back.

Kaiser said it as a PR-stunt, and as a wish. But did the universe ever favor him enough to grant those wishes? Maybe, maybe not — he could only hope that the impossible becomes possible. And that things will be bent his way.

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You were watching television, simply getting tired of scrolling on social media. Stumbling upon Channel 10: a channel you used to watch when you wanted to see your celebrity crush, "Ah! I wonder who's getting interviewed." You were amused at first with the bold questions about relationships and such.

What you didn't expect was your ex, Michael Kaiser, on live-television being asked these questions. Though you suppose he was 'rumored' to have a new partner.

"Well, everything's going good! Und ich hoffe in der Tat, dass es meinem Partner gut geht. Und dass ich viel schneller zu ihm zurückkehren kann." (And I truly hope that my partner is well. And that I can return to them much sooner.)

It was the last thing you heard before changing channels, and you weren't slow when it came to understanding German. Sure you weren't exactly fluent but you understood to a fair degree, but you couldn't be bothered to think of what it meant.

You know his fan base will translate it anyways, and you'll just read what they said. Since your feed is basically filled with his fan base anyways.

@kaimiau: y'all im a MK10 fan and im german so i translated what he said in the latest interview for yall and uhmmmm tell me why he yearning on public television ??

* (And I truly hope that my partner is well. And that I can return to them much sooner.)

@yeouwchi: who expected kaiser to yearn wth

@kaimiau: whoever his partner is i think he wants bro back

After finding out what it meant, thanks to his loyal fans, your only response (in silence) was — "Why is he talking like I would ever crawl back? Please.. He needs to get that ego checked."

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Kaiser decided to try to visit you one more time, except he's sober. Which doesn't change the fact that he wants to talk with you about everything; about where he went wrong.

And what he would do if you'd accept him back. That's an if, he's already aware you might not give in so ever easily, hell he'd be thankful if your friends aren't around to back that fact up.

He knocks on the door, standing in a.. stiff position. Hoping someone would at least answer.

Julian opens the door, the two football players weren't really expecting to see each other but here they are — "If you're looking for [name], they don't wanna see you and they already made that clear last time." Julian stated, not closing the door but not really opening it either.

"I'm just here to talk, properly. And please don't join the matter that we're discussing, which doesn't involve you since you think the world revolves around you." Kaiser replied bluntly, earning a scoff from the Frenchman — "That's a lot coming from someone who's asking their ex to come back as if they lacked dignity!" Julian clapped back.

They were both causing a commotion, causing you to check what was happening. "Kaiser, why are you here..?" You asked plainly, even though panic settled in your heart.

"I wanted to talk, properly." He replied, avoiding your gaze of confusion and frustration.

"I told you, there's nothing to talk about. Julian please close the door." You walked away as Julian closed the door, opting Kaiser to yell out — "Hear me out, [name]. Please for the Love of God."

In the end, it didn't work. Kaiser went home angry and.. jealous? Jealous because he's now unable to spend time with you, because you're now surrounded by your friends. Angry because why won't you hear him out?

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The events replayed in your mind, what is there to talk about? He's always the one avoiding you when things get messy and now he wants to make up for that?

"Sure, as if it would do anything. He should just find another, he's got the looks for it anyways." You murmured to yourself, lying in your bed as you stared at the only thing left that reminded you about Kaiser.

His hoodie, you didn't really want to own it but still keep it anyways.

a/n: IM STILL ROCKING YO HOODIE ??

if u want it backkk if u want it back

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