Juke Maestro

I know there are people out there genuinely struggling with shortened attention spans and doomscrolling but I cannot relate bc jstor is right there. Doomscrolling? No, academic paper scrolling. We are reading about coming of age rites in ancient Greece and changing uses of allegorical imagery in the baroque period and 16 other cool articles we found on the way to those. Attention span issues? Most articles are less than 50 pages. I can get through a long one broken up throughout the day without any effort or pound 5 shorter ones back to back in one sitting if I really feel like. Its even on your phone so instead of other shit you can jstor instead. Also I'm sure to spend at least 10 minutes during one of these bouts just sitting there digesting some crazy fucking thing I've read like this

Bite sized info! And sooo much of it is open access!

Viktor, using a follower’s form to hide in the rafters of the Council Chamber, waiting for Jayce: I will simply reason with him—convince him that he belongs by my side. If he refuses, I will have to make the…unfortunate but necessary sacrifice of killing him. A waste of potential, yes, but it must be done. However, no matter the outcome, I shall remain composed. I will not let emotion cloud my judgment. I have evolved past such rudimentary limitations. I-