cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

love when hair dye tells me to do a spot test. nah man whatever happens happens

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

nothing more special than the parasocial relationship between you and your friend’s cat

We need those "Bruh I hate living in Detroit" memes but for the citizens of Hyrule cos like. They are probably feeling that mood.

this is indistinguishable from something my  90 year old grandmother would have pinned to her refrigerator