constantine: i sold my soul to three different demons today

Constantine: I’m not fucking drunk.

Zantanna: Can you tell the time?

Constantine: Yes, I can.

The Batfamily Stays at Home | twitter edition

(again, disclaimer, this post is just a fun AU to cheer y’all up during this time. I’m not trying to make light of the situation or parody anyone. Stay safe and stay home!)

:)

“That Bitch Zatanna Zatara”

Dinah: Did you feed john to your pet tiger?

Zee: once or twice but I always bring him back (completely unaware of the context)

Dinah: Oh my god Zatanna killed her ex boyfriend

Zee *deeply regrets this as Dinah sent it to the JLA and JLD grouo chats*

Fans coming up to her show or in her audience being like “bring out the mofuckin T I G E R”

Any time john goes on a bender or winds up missing she is instantly spammed.

Even John teases her r e l e n t l e s s l y

Zee: John! That was totally irresponsible! The demon could’ve escaped!

John (shaking): please don’t feed me to a tiger luv T-T I’m so sorry