darlin’

Thank god for ibuprofen & phone in bed & warm blankets.

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

occupation: very sleepy girl

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

i think i deserve $7,000,000 for everything i've been through tbh.

Damian: Why are there several of you here? Kon Kent, shrugging: Dunno. Wally West: Dick invited me. Roy Harper, holding a sleeping Lian: Jason said something about family dinner. Jon Kent: You said we were doing something. Hal Jordan: Bruce said we should come over, also about a family dinner. Selina Kyle: Right. Damian, looking over his shoulder, shouting: YOUR GAYS ARE HERE! Tim was first: Kon, you made it! Kon: Yeah, Jon made sure I did. Jon: You're welcome! Jason was second: My gay? What about your little thing with superboy two? Damian: Shut up! Roy: Hey baby. Jason: Sup? Damian: Gross, gross gross. Go away. Jason, cackling: You got it, baby bird. Bruce was third: Don't call them that, Damian. Damian: You are the only person here who took offense to that. Hal is literally gay, and Selina is Bi. You're a pansexual mess! Hal: He has a point, Spooky. Selina: Leave the kid alone, bat. He's having fun. Bruce, sighing: Right, right. Dick was last: Wally! You're on time. Wally: Why was everyone invited here? Dick: It's a yearl- Damian: It's pride month, idiot, Alfred has a huge feast for the start of Pride Month to assure to the family that he loves us and supports us unconditionally. Dick: That. We're to invite our partners for it too. Jon: Even if someone in the family is straight, like Duke, Alfred loves to make sure he invites his partners. Damian: I think Duke actually came out as Bi? Jon: Did he? Congrats to him. Unlucky he's single though. Damian: Whatever. Alfred: Come on, now, boys, dinner is ready. Damian: Thank you Pennyworth. Jon: Happy Pride Month everyone!

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

literally what would we do without gif makers thank you gif makers THANK YOU GIFMAKERS i love nothing more than to watch a tiny moment of a scene loop over and over and over the world is so beautiful