oh, she waltzed with the dead—

life hack. when you're feeling depressed you can listen to songs that make you feel even worse

DOES SHE JUST SIT ON THE ARM OF HIS THRONE WHEN THEYRE BOTH HOLDING COURT

It's not lost on me that Dol-makjar is a historically orcish city and yet has a governing body consisting entirely of humans. How the hallowed round, the very site of so much orcish suffering, is mearly on a lease to Hal from the sundered houses, trying to corrupt and shape the stories they share there.

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go

I ❤️ dehumanization through godhood and/or sainthood

I ❤️ objectification through godhood and/or sainthood

the truth is that characters who are extremely unwell about each other are more compelling than characters who have a healthy relationship