Life With Archie

actual most relatable moment in Riverdale was when Archie was having a mental breakdown and pop asked him if he wanted a soup or a salad and he spent thirty seconds sitting there about to cry because he couldn't decide until jughead was like shhh it's ok baby you can have both and then he ate neither

literally what other show is ever going to match riverdale's freak? what other show has serial killer dads and organ harvesting cults and fake gay serial killer half brothers who are married to your real gay serial killer half brothers and gargoyle kings and jingle jangle and over the top musical numbers and jughead and teenagers getting sent to prison by their girlfriends' mobster fathers and speakeasies run by teenagers under the local diner and beautiful lesbian cheryl blossom and serial killer genes and the southside serpents and gay kevin? no one will ever top this.

no one could ever make me hate archie andrews he just wants to hang out with his pals and be bisexual and say hoo wee mama ! and he is punished for this by his dad being shot and murderers and cults targeting him and his friends and going to prison (framed) and being attacked by a bear and beefing with his gf’s mafia dad and going to war