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printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

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What if we kissed đ đł in the Communist dungeon đđł and weâre both girls đ đŠââ¤ď¸âđâđŠ!?
happy pride month.
in new zealand, our evil government are trying to legislate definitions of women and men, in ways that are legally incoherent but clearly trying to pave the way for more horrifically transphobic legislation. we have an election in a few months but our main opposition party, and all our mainstream news media, are so spineless and cooked that there's a good chance the ghouls will win reelection.
it took 2 whole months for local terf group 'speak up for women' to get 2,000 signatures on the petition that led to this new bill in our parliament.
it's taken five days for this pro-trans 'they don't speak for us' petition to get 17,000 signatures.
this is a show of support that is really heartening for a lot of trans people in our corner of the world.
cis/ish women, if you're from here but haven't signed yet, please do. and if you're not from here and you know any new zealanders, could you send them this petition? a full fifth of our population lives overseas, and there's a good chance they don't follow the news.
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âWhen I first saw the original painting, I began to do some research on that little boy. I could find everything I wanted about every other detail in the painting, but there was nothing about him. No history. And so I wanted to find a way to imagine a life for this young man that the historical painting had never made space for in the composition: his desires, dreams, family, thoughts, hopes. Those things were never subjects that the original artist wanted the viewer to contemplate. In order to reframe the discussion, I decided to physically take action to quiet [and crumple] the side of the painting that weâve been talking about for a very long time and turn up the volume on this kidâs story. And thatâs the reason why I started that painting.â Via Artnet News 2019/03/27
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Quite recently, a second species of spinosaur was officially confirmed - Spinosaurus mirabilis Because of its elongated crest and magical sounding name I felt like depicting it in the style of 16th century paintings that portrayed young maidens with a unicorn
Quite recently, a second species of spinosaur was officially confirmed - Spinosaurus mirabilis Because of its elongated crest and magical sounding name I felt like depicting it in the style of 16th century paintings that portrayed young maidens with a unicorn

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gale, elminster & mystra: new infos from the epilogue and how they tie in with what we know from the base game
so i was mulling over bits and pieces of new information we got from the epilogue, connecting it to the stuff we already knew:
1. gale's story of how mystra came into his life in the full release
gale jumping from from "i'm what one might call a wizard prodigy, who from an early age could not only control the weave, but compose it" to "such was my skill that it earned me the attention of the mother of magic herself" to then the teacher, muse and lover dynamic.
and from early access:
Player: What did Mystraâs attention feel like? Gale: Love. Player: He sounds like a very talented individual Gale: He was. Even though it was in Mystraâs affections that his true power lay. Player: Teacherâs pet, was he? Gale: He fancied himself much more than that. He fancied himself favoured above all others. Perhaps it was not quite love, but you see, the wizard was but a very young man. It was most certainly love to him. Mystra showed him the secrets behind the veils. The gossamer veils first, draped across the Weave. The delicate veils next, draped across her body. âChosen Oneâ she whispered, as she slipped them off completely.
2. elminster's new letter from the epilogue
we knew before that elminster must have come into his life early-ish as well from this convo:
"While most know Elminster the legend, few know him as you have. He plucked you from obscurity. Offered you his guidance. His faith."
we also know that gale got to attend blackstaff academy.
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now, with the new letters from the epilogue, we know that elminster met him at eight years old:
elminster coming into his when gale was just "eight summers old", gale's talents being as they were from "an early age", mystra involving herself in his life.
perhaps those two events happening are connected: the chosen of mystra. plucking him from obscurity. taking him under his wing.
perhaps on the guidance of someone? someone very clever? someone who'd later use said mentor to also deliver a message that needed to be conveyed with the utmost severity of her bidding?
someone who'd involve herself in gale's life, too? someone who needs his ambitions to be laid to rest because of a future she glimpsed at?
3. raphael's new epilogue lines if gale fails his ascension:
Raphael: I owe you a debt of gratitude. You were the spark of ambition that rekindled Gale's ambitions, after Mystra had so cleverly put them to rest.
i'm thinking thoughts not only about "cleverly", implying some sort of scheming here or manipulation.
a goddess involving her chosen, to oversee a child, so full of promise and ambition -
(a relationship forming between elminster and gale, which even by the point we see them interact in the game, speaks of the care and love they hold for each other) -
before she too involves herself: becomes his mentor, teacher, and he becomes her chosen.
making gale her chosen as a form of control, so he perhaps would not oppose her, like, for instance, even elminster is hardly capable of.
but not only did she make him her chosen, in the same breath, she made him her lover.
we know she very much is capable of using her chosen for her needs.
raphael is also very directly saying that gale's "ambition" reawakened after meeting the protag. so we are talking about mystra putting them to rest before gale met the protag, so the comment couldn't possibly be about his character arc during the game.
i already touched on this a bit earlier but:
4. we also know that mystra has foresight, being able to predict the future to some sort of degree:
History of the Chosen of Mystra: The reason why Mystra, the Goddess of Magic, invested a portion of her divine might into mortals is not known. One of the popular theories, and one that is gaining more support in light of the other goddess' during that period, is that Mystra foresaw the Time of Troubles (and her own passing at the hands of Helm) and chose to give some of her powers to mortals in order to ensure that her successor (the female mage, Midnight, as it turned out) would have a number of nearly immortal allies in the struggle against the schemes of the gods (the now dead Bane, Myrkul and Bhaal) who precipitated the Time of Troubles by stealing the Tablets of Fate.
(again, i want to reiterate that larian doesn't keep close to the dnd timeline at times, and has quite a few lore mistakes and even breaks. i know mystra was 'dead' around the time gale would have been that young. take it up with larian, please. i'm only trying to extrapolate from the things we are told in the game and the narrative in it.)
Manifesting for some intrepid web developer to build a plug-in in 2026 that disables and turns off all AI. Images, âassistants,â summaries, everything, all of it on every site and every app. Let me use my own brain. Let me wander the vast expanse of the desert unmolested by Satan.
do you guys ever like forget youâre interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go âoh wait iâm like crazy crazy about this yeahâ
I don't have much to share of my own art at the moment, but!! I wanted to show off my recent Phantom of the Opera tattoos!
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Then he reached into his bag of life and death and said:
"Here! This little brass key opens the two ebony boxes on the mantelpiece of the Louis-Philippe room... In one of them you will find a scorpion and in the other a grasshopper, both exquisitely crafted in Japanese bronze and very lifelike. They will say yes and no for you! All you do is give the scorpion one half turn, no more... so that when I come back here to this Louis-Philippe room, our prenuptial chamber, I shall know you have said Yes! But if you turn the grasshopper, it will mean No! and when I come back I shall know, and my Louis-Philippe room shall then be our chamber of death!...",
and he shrieked with drunken, demonic laughter. I kept pleading with him on my knees to give me the key to the torture chamber, promising to be his wife for ever and ever if only he'd grant me that one wish... But he said we'd not be needing the key now and that he was going to throw it into the lake!... Then, still laughing crazily, he went out saying he would give me five minutes alone, for he was a gentleman and knew how a gentleman should treat a lady!... And he shouted as he left, he said:
"Take care with the grasshopper!... Grasshoppers don't just turn, they go off!.. suddenly!...up into the air!... sky high!"
(The scorpion is healed in this picture and the grasshopper was fresh which is why it's darker/sharper ⥠huge thanks to Ashley Blyght @ Underground Art for doing this in her beautiful woodcut style âĄ)
hey quick PSA but âreading before bed to wind downâ only works if youâre normal about books btw. if you arenât you are going to end up awake at 2:52am after finishing the whole book just trust me on this one

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phantom of the opera US tour audio gift - november 7th, 2025
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isaiah bailey, jordan lee gilbert, daniel lopez
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CAST: isaiah bailey (phantom), jordan lee gilbert (christine), daniel lopez (raoul), carrington vilmont (andre), william thomas evans (firmin), lisa vroman (giry), midori marsh (carlotta), christopher bozeka (piangi), melo ludwig (meg)
notes: photo of full cast board in linked folder. audio is pretty clear, but you may unfortunately hear a bit of chatter and bags crinkling every so often from the people behind me. also a few small sound mishaps but that's showbiz babey. enjoy!<3
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