brain matter and makeup

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

World Heritage Post

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

What if kitties had a festival called kitties festival

And all of the kitties had to go so you had to help them pack a little bag with coins a toy and lunch if they are not going to buy it at the kitties festival

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

if you interacted with a tumblr post too late (like, 150+ years after it was posted) your account would be labeled as a [SNOOTH] and everyone would make fun of you and there was no way to get rid of your [SNOOTH] status

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this