I suck at titles

i have a fun idea! let's fuse ourselves together permanently!

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

yes i ship them yes i believe that there is sexual and/or romantic tension but if i think about them kissing or fucking i get really irritated

Ochrophytes stole my oyster harvest. Can't have shit in Cornwall 😤

Also can I just say witch hat is so funny for being like “Qifrey and Olruggio actually have a really healthy relationship! Except for the fact that Qifrey is physically incapable of telling Olly any secrets ever, and Olly would literally kill himself if something happened to Qifrey.”