I suck at titles

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

I want it to be Hellsing Abridged Alucard specifically.

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

America hates the broke and woke and so every rich chud from abroad who comes over here goes home singing our praises. Tale as old as time.

fuck a comfort tv show, what’s ur comfort video game playthrough

the time lords are frequently above things but rarely beyond things. "beyond" implies a level of decency they do not possess. they are not beyond sex; the shadow of it haunts them. they absolutely believe it makes them better than other people, though, hence above and not beyond.