Juan Ortez

it’s out of touch thursday

i love videos that make wendy williams seem like she is trapped in a surreal purgatory

My man said "boomer" with the hard "R".

Sup, my Booma

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

S L U R?????

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude

Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes to prepare.

I love him 

did you get the ketchup

Whenever I see a stingray skeleton I’m like oh that’s just one of those fake Target Halloween decorations like the skeleton spiders and shit but NO stingrays are actually Like That and it is concerning

Evolution was like oh you wanna be a vertebrate?? You want some fucken cartilage??? We can make that happen.......

LMAOOO WANT SOME CARTILAGE I CANT BREATHE

Feeling like Persephone watchin this