❥ 𝐑𝐄𝐃, 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 & 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 ( 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 ) [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 ] .
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❛ just remember: you’re handsome and charming and everyone loves you. ❜
❛ if i was gonna go for a rich boy, that is the rich boy i would go for. ❜
❛ he’s the worst kind of rich boy. ❜
❛ did your parents send you to snobbery school or does looking down on people come naturally to you? ❜
❛ you better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin d deficiency. ❜
❛ one thing i admire about you is your willingness to admit when you’re wrong. wonderful, wonderful trait to have. ❜
❛ why do you dislike me? ❜
❛ i didn’t realize you’d heard that … ❜
❛ so, you do admit that’s a douchey thing to say? ❜
❛ i’m sorry i was a prick to you. it’s no excuse, but i was a prick to everyone in those days. ❜
❛ well, now i feel like i need to apologize. ❜
❛ most people would kill to get an invite to my party. ❜
❛ that’s perfect, then. kill me, and i won’t have to go. ❜
❛ did i … do something wrong? ❜
❛ people i date don’t interest me, and the people who interest me, i can’t date. ❜
❛ he grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football. ❜
❛ i mean … you’ve been wanting him to dick you down forever. ❜
❛ you’re gonna stay at least 500 [feet/meters] away from me for the rest of the night. then, at midnight, you’re gonna come to my room, where i’m going to do some very bad things to you. ❜
❛ i really thought you hated me … ❜
❛ i hated how good you looked. ❜
❛ i wouldn’t mind doing this again. ❜
❛ i just can’t afford for you to fall in love with me. ❜
❛ i think we should make love tonight … ❜
❛ who says ‘make love’ anymore? are we gonna listen to lana del rey while we do it? ❜
❛ i am so not playing it cool right now. ❜
❛ i went to boarding school, dear. trust me, you’re in good hands. ❜
❛ i can’t believe how wrong i was about you … ❜
❛ it’s come to my attention that you’re not as boring as i thought. sometimes. namely, when you do that thing with your tongue. ❜
❛ you blew my fucking mind and i’m gonna die if it doesn’t happen again soon. ❜
❛ listen, i’ll fly to wherever you are right now and pull you out of whatever pointless meeting you’re in and make you admit how much you love it when i call you ‘baby.’ ❜
❛ i’ll take you apart with my teeth, sweetheart. ❜
❛ should i tell you that when we’re apart, your body comes back to me in dreams? ❜
❛ you love so much bigger than yourself. bigger than everything. ❜
❛ give yourself away sometimes, sweetheart. there’s so much of you. ❜
❛ i’ve been … um … figuring some things out about myself lately … ❜
❛ i mean, if i’d had more warning, i could’ve made you a powerpoint presentation. ❜
❛ you need to figure out if you feel forever about him before you take this any further. ❜
❛ this is uncharted territory for us … ❜
❛ sometimes, you just gotta jump and hope you’re not standing on a cliff. ❜
❛ i’ve never felt this way about anyone … ❜
❛ it’s like there’s a rope attached to my chest and it keeps pulling me toward you … ❜
❛ i felt myself getting too close, and i didn’t want to break your heart. ❜
❛ i’m going to let you say what you need to say. then, i’d like you to leave. ❜
❛ a week ago, we were happy, and then you disappear without saying a word? ❜
❛ well, i’m sorry i can’t turn my feelings off as easily as you. ❜
❛ do … do you honestly think this is easy for me?! ❜
❛ i stormed a fucking castle to look you in the eye and tell you that i love you, knowing that you wouldn’t say it back. ❜
❛ if this is over, i at least deserve to know why! ❜
❛ for once, i wish you could see me for who i am and not who you want me to be! ❜
❛ sometimes, i don’t think you know me at all. ❜
❛ i wasn’t raised by a loving, supportive family like you were. ❜
❛ i can love you, and want you, and still not want that life. ❜
❛ we can figure out a way to love each other on our own terms. no one else’s. ❜
❛ if you want me to go, you have to tell me to leave. ❜
❛ i would never leave this room if i didn’t think there was any hope of holding onto the happiness i have found with you. ❜
❛ tell me to go, and i promise i will walk out that door and trouble you no longer. ❜
❛ when i was younger, i would dream of taking somebody i love here, and he’d love it as much as i did. ❜
❛ please, be patient with me, and i promise i will try to be brave for us. ❜
❛ when they write the history of my life, i want it to include you, and my love for you. ❜
❛ history, huh? i bet we could make some. ❜
❛ i want you to have some part of me until you can have all of me again. ❜
❛ he has captured my heart and made my life immeasurably better. ❜
❛ i just have to do everything around here. ❜
❛ you’d better fix this, or you will never see me naked again. ❜
❛ you might be lousy at keeping secrets, but i am not. ❜
❛ just hold on until i get there. we’ll figure this out. ❜
❛ i am always proud to be your boyfriend. ❜
❛ i don’t want your protection. i want your support. ❜
❛ i’ll breathe when we win. ❜