Southerners really went off with “y’all” and the Brits really went off with “innit” but most of all the Aussies really went off with calling everyone cunts all the time

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

having sex with a girl except shes just sticking a knife in my abdomen over and over again

dude you have x’s for eyes are you ok

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

trying to communicate ideas through language and it doesnt suffice so you turn to the abstract image and then people want to be talking to you about the images NO!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! !