This how it is when you gotta hold back the real bitch inside of you for the sake of keeping yo job đ
âJust following upâ - Since you havenât respondedâŚ
âAny updates on thisâ - Iâm still waitingâŚ
âApologies for my delayed responseâ - I had more important shit to do.
âNot sure this was meant for meâ - I know you ainât talkin to meâŚ
âApologies for being unclearâ - Yes the fck I am talkin to you.
âWhen can I expect itâ - Hurry up damn.
âThanks in advanceâ - Better get this shit done.
âI understand youâre quite busyâ - Maybe if you werenât so busy tryna smash the shorty from finance departmentâŚ
âAs previously statedâ - I already told yo assâŚ
âPerhaps you should check your junk mailâ - I sent the shit already fool, find it.
âCorrect me if Iâm wrongâ - This dumb bitchâŚ
âAs no doubt you are awareâ - I know you knowâŚ
âDo let me know if I misunderstoodâ - The fck you mean???
âI was under the impressionâ - This ainât on me.
âAs per my last emailâ - Like I fcking saidâŚ
âKindly confirm when it has been sentâ - Just get the shit done.
âIt appears there has been a breakdown of communicationâ - Oh you got me fcked up.
âPlease find Re-attached for your convenienceâ - Gotta do this shit AGAIN because of yo dumbassâŚ
âThank youâ - Shouldâve did it right the first time.
âGoing forward I would prefer that youâ - Get yo shit together.
âDo let me know how we can avoid this in the futureâ - I see I'ma have to dumb this down for yo stupid ass.
âWith all due respectâ - Fck you ho.
âThank you for your suggestionsâ - Didnât nobody ask you for yo 2 cents.
âIâll be sure to keep that in mindâ - Do I look like I care?
âLet me know if you need anything elseâ - Shut the hell up talkin to me.