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snl is becoming more and more self written every week.
Jessica Chastain scalped everyone

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“i was born in the wrong century,” the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies
Pleasantly surprised where this went

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If anyone in the future ever asks me what 2017 was like I’m just gonna show them this tweet
the american dream is moving to a small city in the alps and staring at the mountains outside your window while sipping coffee and smirking because you can go to the doctor for free now
Someone: *treats me badly*
Me: *forgives them immediately*
Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: you know what?? I'm mad at you.
Danielle Brooks for Lane Bryant’s #I'mNoAngel Campaign

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If there’s one thing I’ll give 2017 over 2016, it’s that it’s kind of stunning that the year is mostly over?
2016 felt like the year that would never die.
2017 is a hectic nightmare that never slows down enough for you to be aware of the passage of time.
these white guys are saying Colin Kaepernick would get killed if he sat during the national anthem in Texas or Georgia or something and I’m like that’s exactly his point? that black people are being killed? so you’re proving his point? by saying he would be killed?
New Sitcom Idea
A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.
No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”
Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.
Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”
Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”
Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”
Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”
Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”
God: “Have you asked your moms already?”
OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT
Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine
FUCKING YES
I kind of don’t care if I’m going to hell. This is hilarious, and I would watch it.
this totally made me think of this post
it got better

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Do you know what I hate??
When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to annoy you”
Like??? I know?? I know he’s being mean to upset me. I know he’s saying horrible stuff to annoy me. And guess what?? I’m annoyed!!!!
I was literally told not to be upset, because his intentions were to upset me????
How is that not upsetting? Especially to a young girl??
THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.
“Sweetheart, its easier for you to just bear it than it is for us to teach him to stop. Mkay?”
Everyone still does this to me about everyone.
If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it
I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria
Is anyone truly over it?
They shouldn’t be