The Joyous & Unknown

Jessica Chastain scalped everyone

“i was born in the wrong century,” the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

Pleasantly surprised where this went

the american dream is moving to a small city in the alps and staring at the mountains outside your window while sipping coffee and smirking because you can go to the doctor for free now

these white guys are saying Colin Kaepernick would get killed if he sat during the national anthem in Texas or Georgia or something and I’m like that’s exactly his point? that black people are being killed? so you’re proving his point? by saying he would be killed?

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine

FUCKING YES

I kind of don’t care if I’m going to hell. This is hilarious, and I would watch it.

it got better

THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.

“Sweetheart, its easier for you to just bear it than it is for us to teach him to stop. Mkay?”

Everyone still does this to me about everyone.

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria

Is anyone truly over it?

They shouldn’t be