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DBDA Sleep Headcanons
(Boys are alive ig? Or theyβre ghosts who can sleep? Either way, hereβs what I think theyβd be like)
Edwin:
Very light sleeper at the beginning bc trauma. Eventually gets to the point where he sleeps deep enough that the nightmares donβt come and he sleeps through the night.
Survives off of 4-5 hours of sleep. Stays awake until almost midnight. No one knows how heβs still alive.
Could be either a morning person or a night owl. All depends on what case theyβre working on and the needs that come with it. He adjusts his schedule to the case and makes it work.
Adding to that, he loves to be awake when the rest of the world is asleep. Whether thatβs day or night is irrelevant.
Twice a year he sleeps almost a day straight. Crystal calls it his βfactory resetβ. Charles will wake him up to eat something before letting him go back to sleep.
Edwin is especially needy during this time and will not fall back asleep unless Charles is in bed with him.
Charles:
Likes to be a night owl, but loves watching the sunrise in the morning on the rooftop.
HEAVY sleeper. This boy doesnβt wake up for anything that isnβt imminent danger. He wakes up naturally or not at all.
Except when heβs sleeping next to Edwin. If Edwin leaves for whatever reason, Charles wakes up to find him.
It doesnβt matter how much sleep he gets at night. Charles is up and at βem once heβs out of bed.
After a long case, Charles will collapse on the sofa for a power nap. These can last anywhere from 20 minutes to 4 hours.
He has to make sure his bag-of-tricks and cricket bat are within reach before letting himself sleep. Itβs his routine and he cannot sleep without doing it.
Crystal:
The most irregular sleep schedule out of everyone. Up at odd hours, naps in the middle of the day, all-nighters 2-3 times a week.
Always has some sort of caffeinated beverage with her (coffee, energy drinks, etc.). Edwin hates the habit but always keeps some of her favorites on hand if she needs them.
Night owl 100%. Hates waking up early for school. Sheβs very grateful most of their cases happen during the nighttime.
Her room has to be freezing cold for her to sleep. Anything more than 65F is too warm. Sheβll pile two blankets on top of her, but will end up kicking one of them off the bed in her sleep.
Heavy sleeper as well. Sheβll wake up if you shake her but she will not be happy. Sheβll spend the rest of the day being grouchy until she can sleep again.
Niko:
Peaceful sleeper. Sleeps like the dead π
Will usually read or watch a cartoon before bed. It gives her good material to create imaginary scenarios to fall asleep to.
No one can tell is she slept well or not. Sheβs always bubbly and doesnβt show any signs of exhaustion. She could stay awake for 2 days straight and no one would be able to tell the difference.
After the two days, sheβs like a gremlin. A bubbly cute gremlin, but a gremlin.
Morning person 100%. Sheβs the one to wake up Crystal every morning. Sheβs the only one who can do it would fear of death.
Jenny:
9 hours a day. No exceptions. In bed by 10, up by 8.
Scolds the kids for their sleeping habits but is lowkey terrified of them.
Preferred night owl, but vet strict about getting enough sleep. Girl needs a break from freaky magic stuff.
Monty:
I think heβll just keep going until heβs tired, at least as a human.
Can and will sleep anywhere and wonβt wake up until heβs ready.
Esther:
12 hours minimum. Queen needs her beauty sleep.
Eye mask, silk sheets, noise machine, the whole shebang. Her bedroom is like a sleep therapists playground.
Cat King:
Cat naps π½
This is so Payneland actually
Reminder to self: A file folder of outlines and character notes and half-written scenes is the equivalent of an artistβs sketchbook and holds just as much value to the creative process.
If a framed canvas isnβt the only worthwhile expression of visual art, then a fully edited and polished piece of significant length is not the only worthwhile expression of writing.
Thinking about Charles knowingly paralleling himself and Edwin to Orpheus and Eurydice and that is so insane to me . Thinking about the fact he also turned around when they were both so close to getting out of Hell . Thinking about the fact that they did both manage to get out unlike Orpheus and Eurydice and in my head thatβs because Charles never finished the story so he was able to change its ending .

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hi mirella!!! here you go. i think Edwin is 8 years old in this bit
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I suppose it's only us now, then. Hello."
The fireflies blinked in response. Blink, blink, blink.
"How is it in the jar? Not too stuffy, I hope. I know you're used to the big night sky."
Blink, blink.
"Didβ¦" Edwin swallowed. "Did Musca send you? Are you fallen stars?"
At the mention of Musca's name, the fireflies glowed brighterβor at least Edwin thought they did. It was difficult to tell. He brought the jar to his face, watching closely.
"Because if you're fallen stars, you have to grant my wish. That's the rules."
The flies gave no response. Edwin rested his forehead against the glass. "I'd like to wish for a friend, please. One that likes my books and listens to my ideas. I don't care how I find them, or when, but I want one. All right?"
If the fireflies understood, they didn't say. All they did said was blink, blink, blink. Edwin yawned, ears popping.
"I suppose its bedtime, then," he said, pulling the blanket off his head. The fireflies' glow stretched outward, casting shadows across the walls. "But don't forget, petites Γ©toiles. You owe me a friend."
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Kerry Egan, On Living || Crystal, Charles, and Edwin, Dead Boy Detectives (2024)
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Things that would actually shock Edwin about the modern day, when first learning them.
- The average cost of using a public toilet is 20p
- People piss in public water fountains
- Five Pound coins are no longer legal currency
- Children no longer get caned or slapped over the back of the hand with a ruler as a punishment in school.
- It is illegal to hit your child
- The average school no longer teaches cursive (this one would piss him off).
- The average school no longer teaches you how to tell the time using an analogue clock (tragic. This one would also piss him off).
- You can just buy exotic fruits at the supermarket
- Motor vehicles can travel up to 70mph within the national speed limit.
- There are cures/vaccines for Tuburculosis and Mumps.
- Tap water is safe to drink
- Astronauts have been to the moon more than once.
Happy Pride Month!

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May I ask for your favorite Payneland headcanons?
okay i love you for talking about payneland. here are some random headcanons that i turn around and around in my head like a plate in the microwave
first, I think so much that Edwin and charles have an agreement. When one of them gets very exhausted and goes into orb form, or chooses to do so, the other one will tuck him into his chest for safekeeping. After all, they both agree there is nowhere safer than by the other's heart.
obviously, edwin reads to charles precanon (confirmed by writers!) But when they get together, edwin will also read from his journal to charles. not bad things or anything, but his random notes and thoughts. charles loves this because he gets to hear of edwin's thoughts! he's so smart and brills!
edwin says idly one day that he misses something that used to exist during his lifetime that no longer does. I always think of it being a book that he loved in his home collection. Charles will pull strings to track it down over time. he will make SO much effort and eventually find it after months or even years. He will present it to edwin who will be so so so so happy. charles considers it his only solo sleuth project
service top charles/power bottom edwin is Fact. i am not to be swayed because they told me themselves. have your headcanons, enjoy your fic, but know you are Wrong /joking and lighthearted
early in their friendship, Charles and edwin found out that they both share an interest in comics/graphic novels , but that they'd read none of the same stuff (because, you know. very different time periods.), so they exchange them. this strengthens their connection.
random niko sasaki post for the dash. i think if niko came back from the dead (which of course she would) she would take SO much advantage of having magical pure-white hair to dye it a million bajillion colors without ever fearing bleach damage. she'd dye it neon pink, miku minty blue, dark/royal blue, sunset orange, ACTUAL sunset gradient orange to pink, hell she'd find a way to have it a different color every day and coordinate it with her outfits (the way: magic). for pride month she would dye it the entire rainbow flag, vertical stripes all around. if it wouldn't arouse suspicion in the commonfolk she would find a spell to make it constantly shift colors through the rainbow like a color-changing lamp. niko sasaki i love you
She so would
non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc
another drawing of the amazing niko with her pink sea glass <love3

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Ooo a spooky ghost π»! It would be a shame if he haunted Netflix for about 15 more seasons
Reblog if itβs okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo