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When EMTs and film/tv production crew comment on twitter threads about Amazon warehouse working conditions like “I work 12 hour shifts too, suck it up” like…………guys. You shouldn’t be working 12 hour shifts either. As few people as possible should be working 12 hour shifts

THIS. Medical professions ESPECIALLY.

Ok but I really, really don’t want to be treated by a medical professional who’s on the later end of a 12 hour shift?! Like that isn’t even just about worker’s rights, an exhausted EMT or nurse or surgeon is a lot more likely to mess up and get their patients killed, who the fuck thought shifts like that were a good idea

shout out to polyamorous and promiscous bisexuals for punching respectability politics in the dick and living the life that makes you happy

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z. 

you met a god of yore

he lived many people’s nightmares like it’s nothing

The show has DRAGONS for fucks sake it shouldnt be hard to throw in more POC

Colin Firth is really out here living his best life in 2018, swinging around on a boat to Dancing Queen and Titanic posing with Stellan Skarsgard on the prow and still ending up drenched in a body of water while wearing a white shirt because he respects his own legacy. 

My favorite quote from him is something like “I’m well aware that if I changed careers today, became an astronaut, and was the first human to go to another planet, the headline would read ‘Mr. Darcy Goes to Mars.’”

I saw a sad facebook post from the gay bookstore back in Ann Arbor where I used to live about how they hadn’t sold any books that day so I went on their online store and bought a couple, and while you don’t get #deals like elsewhere online, I’d love it if y’all would consider buying your next gay book from them instead of like, Amazon.

That most recent update was as of April 18, 2018, so if y’all are in the market for a book, this post is both real and recent. 

let’s go lesbians

Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye. 

#“also my dad died”

Don’t forget “my planet had to be destroyed to keep my sister from killing like the whole universe so now me and all my people are refugees. But hey, Loki’s back, that’s good news!”

The whole Azaelia Banks drama starts being less funny when you realize that two rich white people lied to a bi black woman about doing a collab and instead intended to use her as a sexual object

Let’s be real, if Azaelia wasn’t black people would be furious. I’ve already seen 2 posts trying to paint Grimes as the victim and how Azaelia was “too mean”, despite Grimes literally being the person who invited Banks over and told her about the threesome

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

Op where’s the essay

right here!

I clicked it without thinking about it perish op

Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.

He cares what McGonagall thinks of him - he doesn’t give a fuck if Snape thinks he a lying disrespectful little shit.