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Aries: Low-key in ur face, always wanting to be where u are but pretending they aren’t THAT interested… 😏 It may be a little too obvi if they really like u and they won’t shy away from making a move on u. They try to act chill tho but u’ll be the only thing that melts them. 💗

Taurus: Slowly figuring u out because they need to make sure they can be comfortable around u. They will blush very easily tho but may be quiet around u. They may spoil u or do things for u (they don’t do shit for no one it’s always ‘do it urself’) but for u… they’ll change that. 😉

Gemini: Will try to make u laugh and laugh at all ur jokes. 💗 They might actually let YOU speak!!! Could kind of be show-offs tho but it’s cute. They’ll probably tell u all of their secrets without even realising it and they’ll want to hang out a lot.

Cancer: Nice and soft with u + extra friendly and careful. They’ll be there for u even in little situations because they care, may be shy…☺️Buy u food hahaha! They’ll want to be the one u go to hug when ur sad so their going to hint that they REAAALLLYYY care!

Leo: Will show off and make sure ur watching but will play it off like their naturally like that. They’ll try to charm u with compliments but u have to show them ur interested (if u are) or they’ll ghost u. 💀 Bit cocky around but probably scared/anxious around u bc their softies.

Virgo: Funny af around u but also really shy, not that quiet tho. They’ll study u from afar and do their research!! 😂 You won’t really be able to tell they like u bc they have a poker face tbh. After a while they’ll probably make their move on u if their crush becomes more serious.

Libra: THEY DON’T HIDE IT! Will test u and push ur buttons tho to see how u react. You’ll probably know they like u bc they’ve told everyone and u heard it from someone else..🤫 Their the ride or die type and they defend u whenever!!! They’ll literally fist fight a bitch if someone messes w/ u…

Scorpio: Okay… they think their mysterious but in all honestly if a Scorpio likes u, u will DEFINITELY know. Their kinda obsessed with u and u can see it in their eyes. Scorpio eyes give them away. And their probs creepin on u rn hehe

Sagittarius: Ohhhh my god… honestly they’ll tell u to ur face they like u and then literally not show it. But they do. They just…. live in the moment and if ur not there in the moment ur not on their mind. Their mind wanders. But if they realllllyyyy like u. Ur about to have some really interesting convos. They’ll tell u crazy shit to impress u..

Capricorn: THEY DON’T SHOW IT SKDHKSKA-. No but they MIGHT let u borrow their pen … they’ll sit with ur friends but be 10 seats away but to them that’s ‘getting to know u.’ 😤 But if they want u, their determination will get them where they wanna be with u, but be prepared for long term.

Aquarius: They’ll be low-key up front but in a very subtle way bc they don’t play games and they need to be sure if u. If they ask u what u think of things, or they start being more themselves around u it’s a good sign they like u. 😇

Pisces: Their romantic, they probably draw u secretly, and they blush easily. They may not make any moves tho, and they could keep a distance bc they don’t want the version of u they’ve created in their head to be ruined. They have a relationship with u in their dreams and their okay with just that ahah.. But if u want it to be reality u have to make the move. ☁️☁️☁️

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